Syd

this is all one big social experiment

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

I’d love to go on Love Island except it’s called Love Living Room and everyone only wears sweats

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

Megan Fox having a full 6 episode story arc in New Girl really isn’t talked about enough

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

I’m so happy for everyone with a Valentine today *said in bitter sarcastic tone*

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

Shoutout to #ChatGPT for this absolute banger of a love song made for a lonely gal on Valentine’s Day

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

All these Holiday movies are basically telling me I’ll have to move to a small town that a big city fellow blows into for a niche business reason just to find love

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

I think I’m in love with @charlieputh

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

The 2008 Miami boys choir is single handedly curing antisemitism. Thank you all for your service

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

The person next to me at @SmallCheval just called their aioli garlic Mayo and while that’s technically correct it’s wrong

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

Too many boys on dating apps think liking house music is a personality trait

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

Does anyone ever think that Armie Hammer is working as a timeshare salesman in the Caymans so he can eat people off the radar? Someone should look into that

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

*ends things with a man*
Immediately starts looking at wedding dresses

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

Nothing more fucking American than another mass shooting

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

Yall remember precedented times? That was cute

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

I want to be famous enough to do a Buzzfeed puppy interview

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

I hope Elaine is getting paid by the word #DeppVsHeard

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

Rottenborn sounds like he’s trying to reach the word count after you’ve already fucked with the margins #DeppVsHeard

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

Can someone explain the science behind the Chipotle fork making their food taste better

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

Do people still wear Toms

[Syd @NotSydney_AUS]

Carrie is and has always been the problem