Glitch

He/him 🪓 =)

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@SirLyster You’d love my home, if it was the way it was in its prime I’m sure you’d have a room to yourself

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@SirLyster Now come this way

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@SirLyster Why that’s fine, I’m here to guide you

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@SirLyster [he lets them take it] you’re not native to this city are you

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@SirLyster Lovely, right this way small one

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@SirLyster Why not… just call me Jack for now

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@SirLyster Hmm… [he strokes his chin] how about a simple walk, I’ll take you to my home

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@SirLyster Why don’t I treat you to some dinner?

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@SirLyster Oh… [there’s more than a moment of silent before Jack confusedly takes a step back] why then, where shall we go

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@SirLyster No no, come, speak your words little one [he bends down to make eye level eye contact]

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@SirLyster Nonsense, I’m sure we are to pay him a visit

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@SirLyster Oh nothing… it’s a certain pests… day today

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@SirLyster You missed me? What a charm, what has you down

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@SirLyster On your life.

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[its early morning, the sun has barely risen, Jack stands outside of the coffee shop. Waiting]

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@SirLyster If I find you did you will never live it down, you will do more work than you think imaginable

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@SirLyster [he laughs louder than normal and deep and evil] leave?! You’ll never get rid of me.

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@SirLyster [he pushes them away] good. Don’t cross me again.

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@SirLyster Figure it out. Or I will for you.

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@SirLyster [he could do so much worse] you DONT get to talk to that man anymore or that stupid girl. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME