Not Tdca

The (not) TDCA- where 6 clubs got sick of trying to beat Ex Students and left. Please forward all mail to the LVCA.

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Do we have any cv writers on here... applications close today and we are sure we are the right fit....

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

The forecast for the weekend doesn't look good... @dylanarvela Any thoughts on the matter given your journalism credentials it would be great to get an insight from such a talented individual... #couldntwriteadecentsuicidenote

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Students v Gormy Saturday I can't wait to see the scorecards in the express Monday and see the gcl spinner who bowls medium pace go at 8 an over off his 10 overs and come away with zero wickets... #wepickshitcricketersandsponsorsforgcl

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

There are some nasty rumours surrounding a @LVDCL2018 a grade player.... allegedly has his name branded on the back of his bat and on his pads.... surely he'll be shot on sight if these rumours are true... #getoutifyourownyoudud

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Special shout out to Leihner and his fellow gcl selectors if you don't know how to tie a noose I'll do it for you... 57 and 19 of those were fucking extras I'll even kick the stool so I can watch...

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

We can reveal that the new change rooms up at @CentralsLionsCC will be fitted with security cameras to protect players wallets and the till from the long fingers of @Dilshan2405

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

You can never give to much @LVDCL2018 they are the definition of a shambles... They should change their name to John Keighran appreciation society because he's the only bloke there worth watching....

[Nick Wozniak @WoziAkrim]

Popped out and had a look at the SMCA vs LVCA GCL match today, trying to see how the big boys play. Now @NotTdca give the LVCA enough grief about talent so I’ll lay off that. But what the f*ck was happening when they come up with those uniforms? F*ck me drunk, wowee! #eyesore

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

It's just reached us that Mr Jenkin has also signed at gormy for footy next year... do you hate winning or are you just a genuine moron?

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Just what is going on at Glengarry... Al Jenkin captain opens first round and gets 57 decides to drop himself to 4 the next week and gets 10 whilst the rest of the duds around him manage another 60 between em... Al you couldn't run a thumb up your arse and ya teams a joke

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Not sure who's idea it was to employ this genuine bottom feeding moron but I hope his 3 months isn't up and it doesn't cost to much to unload the simpleton...

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Many apologies to our faithful followers we had some technical difficulties over the weekend but we are back on deck now...

[Jis Chrudd @JisChrudd]

Not sure which Twitter mystery I’m more up for- where is The Whisperer, the bloke who Tweets what’s on SEN and in the Sun when it comes to the AFL meat market or where is @NotTdca , the bloke who tells it how it is in Gippsland Cricket?

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Any wonder he made a ton... he's an a grade cricketer every day of the week....

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Great to see the rovers boys throwing Glen in the fire rather than each other....

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Shout out to Toongabbie for proving last year was a miracle.... 94 off 33 overs that's embarrassing...

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

@JisChrudd I don't believe it's rained any where over night

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Is it really round 1 tomorrow if it isn't raining tonight...

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

@TheBontIsGod @LVDCL2018 @TgonImpsCC I envy you that as I sit here in the comfort of my hotel room in Canberra....

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Which @LVDCL2018 match are we going to watch tomorrow @TheBontIsGod or have you got over your hissy fit and going to be present to perform your duties for @TgonImpsCC

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

@TheBontIsGod @LVDCL2018 @TgonImpsCC No interest in the imps boys pushing their case for gcl selection in the embarrassment that was the city v country b grade game?

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Special mention to Sam Marks who had to find out second hand his captaincy was being shopped around behind his back, he has taken the mature approach and done what every sook would do and retired... Will be back after Christmas if finals look likely tho....

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Also if anyone isn't doing anything tomorrow and they'd love a job at steelvision.. turn up at Stoddart park tomorrow with your kit.... #onlygot8atm