Nicholas Statesel

Mechanical Engineer from Missouri S&T, former homeschooler, Royal Ranger, classical musician, aspiring SHIELD agent, knight of Serbia

[Nicholas Statesel @NotTeenageNick]

@EkoLovesYou Independence Day, of course

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@AXECOP

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Michael W Smith's "All is Well" sounds like it belongs in the Civ V soundtrack

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Shoutout to the Walmart delivery driver for ringing my parents' doorbell just before midnight to make the deadline

[Memes to End Abortion @endabortionmeme]

For those of you fear-mongering about what would happen if Trump wins, don't delete your posts.

Please notice when 0 of your irrational fears come true.

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Me: should these parts be welded on or bolted on?
Assembly Manager: they should be welded
Welder: they should be bolted.

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@LASmith32_23 lexmas.

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@LASmith32_23 Dude in Virginia: you know the Chiefs are basically seen as the Patriots 2.0
Me: Absolutely! It's beautiful.

[Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @christopherrufo]

Liberals are banning "To Kill A Mockingbird." Conservatives are restricting pornography. We are not the same.

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@topherischris I'm sorry you took it personally.

[Stephen Justus Meek @JustusMeek]

Now taking applications for someone to say "hi" and for me to say "hi" to every once in a while.

[Colin Wright @SwipeWright]

It's nearly impossible for gender ideology or queer theory to shock me anymore. But the paper this article is referring to revealed a new depth of derangement I hadn't yet fathomed.

"Moral disgust" doesn't even begin to describe how it makes me feel.
https://t.co/zBviGmeHL9

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@Kearstabin

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@LASmith32_23 Happy Birthday! One year closer to the sweet release of death

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Royals fans are far more knowledgeable about baseball than their dim witted counterparts in St Louis

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@Nich0lasDangelo

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@Nich0lasDangelo But would she get hit by a bus for you?

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"Every gift is a game"

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@Nich0lasDangelo @thelostdrummer

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That moment when you listen to a really bad sermon on the Prodigal Son so you have to balance it out by listening to John Macarthur's sermon on the Prodigal Son.