Chris Jordan 🇺🇦

Texas tank watcher (and anything else spacey)

I do the occasional cricket tweet but definitely not that Chris Jordan

[Andrew Douglas @thefarnes]

3 different angles of the Orca breaching clean out of the water. Just incredible day @NorthEastTweets

[Chris Jordan 🇺🇦 @NotThatCJordan]

@TeleCricket @NHoultCricket @willis_macp Please god no. Talksport coverage is terrible. Just leave it with BBC and the TMS crew - they do the job very well

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

This 🇬🇧💷🇬🇧

[Bates Cottages CC @BatesCottages]

Tomorrow our 1st team travel to face @CowgateCC with the 2nd team hosting @civilservice_nb

On Sunday, our 3rd travel to face @UlghamVillageCC

Bar open all day tomorrow! 🍻🏏🐻

[~prester pop~ @exMalwa]

Please take a few seconds out of your day to watch this

[Grace @gracecamille_]

“One day, he was instantly killed in a horrifying way by forces vastly in excess of anything he was ever designed to experience, for no reason, to no ones particular surprise or upset. In this we are more like him than different”

[Chris Jordan 🇺🇦 @NotThatCJordan]

Total amateur photographer but manned to grab this shot from right outside my front door. Quite proud of it but hope I can improve #moon

[Bates Cottages CC @BatesCottages]

🚨 CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Following the ruling from @NTCLCricket we would like to advise that we WILL be upholding cricketing tradition and will be providing teas for both the opposition and the Umpires (on a Saturday) throughout this year, and going forwards to the future!

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

You don’t have to love Labour. You don’t have to trust the Lib Dems. You don’t even have to like the Greens.
But if you don’t want Nigel Farage running your council, your schools, your services you need to vote tactically on May 7.
One candidate can beat Reform in your area. Find out who. Vote for them.
There are more of us than there are of them. But only if we actually show up.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🫖☕️

[EasternShoreSpaceflight @EShoreSpaceflt]

As we take in the incredible images coming from the Orion capsule during the Artemis II mission, it’s important to recognize the four individuals making it all possible.

Commander - Reid Wiseman
Pilot - Victor Glover
Mission Specialist - Christina Koch
Mission Specialist - Jeremy Hansen

They’re not just capturing breathtaking views — they’re helping reconnect humanity with the Moon in a way we haven’t experienced in decades.

Because of missions like this, a new generation won’t just look up and see a distant object in the sky. They’ll see possibility — curiosity, hope, imagination, and maybe even the dream of one day stepping foot there themselves.

A huge thank you to this crew for making history and helping shape the future of human spaceflight.

NSF Artemis II Real Time Tracking 24/10 | https://t.co/zqpNaPU4rp

📷: @NASA

@NASASpaceflight

[NSF - NASASpaceflight.com @NASASpaceflight]

The full interview with NASA administrator Jared Isaacman (@NASAAdmin), conducted by NSF's Max Evans (@_MaxQ_).

➡️https://t.co/XgQ2aGjIwP

[Chris Jordan 🇺🇦 @NotThatCJordan]

Countdown to a European rocket launch. God speed @isaraerospace (broadcast by @NASASpaceflight) https://t.co/ELTx5XUj2A

[Isar Aerospace @isaraerospace]

Mission ‘Onward and Upward’ Livestream will start soon. Follow the launch live here: https://t.co/xLSff7CcH4

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart isn't so sure Trump is actually talking to Iran's "top person"

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The embodiment of fragile masculinity.

[Firefly Aerospace @FireflySpace]

We're now live and T-20 minutes from launching the Stairway to Seven test flight. Tune into the Alpha Flight 7 broadcast co-hosted with @NASAspaceflight here: https://t.co/GpofU8TIy1

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

Did you see this headline?

Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?

Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷‍♀️

Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?

Course you would!😜

Let's take a look

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[Chris Jordan 🇺🇦 @NotThatCJordan]

@SkySportsF1 Please tell me that's not the actual soundtrack to go with the titles. Looks nice...sounds terrible (ie. "turn it off and not watch the intro titles" terrible). Not a dig at the song, it just really doesn't feel like it fits 😖

[The Googly Fund @googlyfund]

With a month to go until Easter, get your bids in to the Googly Fund for small grants for friendly cricket.
Could be for help with your:
-Ground🚜
-Kit🏏
-Teas🫖
-Advertising🤳
We’ll fund anything that helps get more people playing friendly forms of the game in the UK & Ireland