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Always kinda tired, pretty self-aware

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@sosonosonosono @somemintbunny You'd expect the US to be like that but your ISP usually just redirects you to a page saying they know you're illegally downloading stuff & to cut it out

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@etubruton @Andr3jH Yeah, the "how is this possible" implies the previous statement is fact

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@kay_lotus369 @emkenobi You're 100% allowed to judge an adult that harms a child

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@butleriano I'm like 90% sure they had commercials on broadcast tv, at least in the Los Angeles area

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@Ohlala All that for the complexion of a Victorian woman with a severe case of tuberculosis

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@hiddenvalleey @35yearoldfriend Because a hipster never uttered the words "I liked them before they were cool"

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@KittyCatEmpire Why are they so skrunky

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@DroptopRuntz @MorbidKnowledge Seriously, I don't think you'd even get visuals at that dose, maybe some slight textured breathing

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@GambelerQuail In California alone you can find beaches, forests, mountains, caves, & deserts within an hour of one another

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@arzihk @creepydotorg What a poor, misunderstood soul

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@tmo_melonmaster @creepydotorg Anything organic that rots releases carbon monoxide

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@Nocapmedia This is the kind of stuff you pull once in a High School relationship & turn bright red whenever you randomly remember it as an adult

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@noinconsistency I just killed a baby so probably double down. In for a penny, in for a pound

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@NorvixMachinae @now_thats_oscar Welcome to California

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@SewerDrain714 @JOKAQARMY1 " Why is the North Star always in the same place."

Because the northern hemisphere is always tilted towards it. If you go to the southern hemisphere, not only will it not be visible, you will notice that it has no counterpart (at least not one bright enough to see)

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@FetusberryJam 90% of their vernacular is just AAVE from like a decade ago

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@VeronesePaul @BobStanley66078 That's just Thousand Island dressing

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@deadbeatdevil @sighyam Yeah I saw a mini doc on YouTube a few years ago & one of the park staff's jobs is to go around every morning & pick up the corpses of rabbits that died overnight

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@nonregemesse I like how he insists it doesn't land on him & then gets offended at being called a yank as a southerner

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@MikeBre14267200 @mattbramanti I've been seeing "record breaking heat" headlines coming out of the UK for a decade now, perhaps it's no longer the average?