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Always kinda tired, pretty self-aware

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@XZer0CoolX @Dmg_Cntrl Be serious, it was ass, definitely bottom tier for Rogen's movie catalogue

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@iShrishtiPandey Roxy's staff is basically a hand-me-down, Rudy's is a gift given by his noble family for being a very promising mage. Of course someone using a Ferrari is going to take more care of their stuff over someone using a Toyota Camry

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@tolo_Nachi @Sayitpop They still can & will if they stop paying taxes or the mortgage

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@NBinted Many such cases, not that surprising when you consider that a lot of these guys attended college in the late 60s & 70s

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@tuitieme @ehiramhurtado You can't open the restraints when the ride is in motion, it was a mechanical failure

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@OmorashiSam @BookishBarbie1 Probably dating a dealer if she was comfortable snorting someone else's stash

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@AndreBuckingham @AIFlow_ML @D162Michele It's not even driven by obesity, it's the vanity culture that's pushing it

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@SamuraiShibaJP A lot of people live multiple states away from their parents in the US so if you can drive to see them in an afternoon, anything under 6 hours, they're going to be considered close

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@primeris @kenklippenstein Ted Kaczynski:

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@whoismrzero @SlumRNA_Dog The fries are fine, you just need to add salt, they undersalt them for some reason

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@mitzklune Unfettered access to the internet & probably bullied or ostracized at school, so they end up finding community with the wrong internet crowd

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@honeeybuch @jerryzz2 Yeah there would be punishment, it just won't be something as barbaric as beheading

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@iShrishtiPandey "But this wasn't the Holy Beast of the Doldia tribe. It was a different creature that Rudeus had summoned from another world."

This is why you don't trust ChatGPT to write your posts

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@zerion0 @premwomp That's on you, they tell you to always show up at least 15 minutes early to a job interview all throughout high school

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@Daily_MailUS It's a hairless raccoon

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@rayjcook88 @GerrardDgenre @Clipsbaba21 No she's not, they did a biological test proving she was born in 2003 https://t.co/FKSLuKAodv

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@k44nquer @aristotlefan12 @ChocMilkDrinker You have kindgarteners going into school not potty trained, there's way too many parents throwing in the towel as soon as their kid says no, the problem is only going to get worse

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@HopefulProdigal @luvisamaa Another example is Blue Exorcist where a church is cool with letting the son of Satan, the antichrist in Christian doctrine, live

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@DannyDaka "Ars is the most unloved child in the Greyrat lineage"

Are you having ChatGPT write your takes? Because you keep posting stuff that's demonstrably untrue

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@WonderNine5 @GeriPerna @JamesRo81531969 The original author is ancient China, they just changed it to rats https://t.co/azdjk3uMqB