Hey bro, like... What if you just like...
Ate like a fuckload of food and got really fucking bloated and then like...
Let me suck your dick?
As like a joke haha
Every day should be dedicated to getting you stuffed all day.
Planning out every meal, helping you hit your daily calorie goal.
A true gluttonous pet that doesn't have to think or do anything.
That's what I'm for, fat fuck~
new favourite hobby: sabotaging my friends diets.
what do you mean you're not going to eat another burger? you know you want it dude... plus at this point it won't even make that big of a difference if you diet or not! you can always run it off later right?
@SoftPiggyBoy_ Why would you ever want to play football? Walking around is soo overrated! It's best to stay home where it's warm and cozy... with a lot of food and videogames. No need to get all worked up and tired... just relax and have a hearty meal 😌
@needsmoretigers literally every time someone says "stop feeding!" I get war flashbacks... likeee yeah I know I suck at League but plsss being a feeder is in my BLOOD 😭
I looove being the reason my friends give in to indulgence.
Went out with the bros yesterday and took complete control over our orders... I guess I eat so much that even when they totally pig out they still don't feel bad about it cuz I'm just so much worse (for now...)
on one hand, I should really start dieting and getting back in shape... on the other hand is my cock and it's fucking twitching over the fact only getting fatter
like... are you really going to say no to all of the treats, belly rubs, and pampering? nah, you're gonna give in, eat, and let me make you feel really good