Armando Hernandez

Semper Fidelis!

[Mark Davis @MarkDavis]

The abolition of the Electoral College would guarantee every future president elected by the populations of America’s massive urban centers. Examine those cities and see if you’d like to see the entire country governed in that fashion.

[New York Post @nypost]

Bill Maher thinks immigrants must assimilate, accept American values and principles to be in US: 'Not negotiable' https://t.co/CVqJUND7B2

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"If you want the American dream, you have to take the American values."

Bill Maher unloads on immigrants who refuse to assimilate, arguing America can welcome different food, languages, religions and traditions without compromising what he calls its fundamental values.

"You have to answer one question: Do you like Western civilization? Because that's what we are. And that's not negotiable."

Maher says welcoming immigrants doesn't mean accepting every cultural practice they bring with them, drawing a hard line at honor killings, polygamy and female genital mutilation. He argues protecting liberal values isn't racist, saying "people fought and died to establish them" and some things are "too fundamental to change."

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

WNBA Changes League Name To ?NBA https://t.co/03vmqkgMnV

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee To Determine What Is A Horse https://t.co/WAsSMraCGP

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions https://t.co/YfDXXMZEsm

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Study Finds Most Americans Trust Dr Pepper Over Dr. Fauci https://t.co/yY5rU1wlUF

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch https://t.co/enE6fnxsGl

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

AOC Struggling To Meet Single Men Under Age 90 At Work https://t.co/kzzynuJNGc

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

The WNBA has become about a hell of a lot more than basketball.

Caitlin Clark. Sophie Cunningham. Politicians getting involved. Political and ideological agendas taking over the conversation.

The league can’t keep running from it.

It’s time for the WNBA to show some COURAGE and take control of its own narrative.

My full take on YouTube.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future https://t.co/xKwAIupLHY

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ocasio-Cortez Appears On 'Sesame Street' To Debate Economic Plan With The Count https://t.co/gaiNJncnKF

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Inspired By AOC, James Talarico Also Elects To Have His Eggs Frozen https://t.co/uJN5DlBRzZ

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Stephen A. Smith breaks down how the WNBA is now TRAPPED after Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declared for the league.

Not only do they risk LEGAL ACTION if they deny them entry, but the commissioner alone cannot take care of the issue.

The players themselves have to help define who is and who is not eligible to play, and good luck to them on figuring that out 😂

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians https://t.co/LzAXBIqWtJ

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you don’t think he’s a woman, you’re transphobic. When he claimed to be a woman, he became a woman. He now belongs in women’s changing rooms, bathrooms, hospital wards, prison cells and rape support centres.

If you try and differentiate between him and a trans woman who looks more convincing as a woman, you are promoting patriarchal beauty norms. If you admit to seeing an aggressive and possibly unbalanced man in this video, you’re saying all trans people are mentally ill predators. If you refuse to let him into female-only spaces, you’re removing his right to exist. If you suggest he could comfortably use male facilities, you secretly want him assaulted. If you refuse to call him ‘she’, you are guilty of unpardonable cruelty. If you’re a woman who wouldn’t want to share a locker room with him, or a man who wouldn’t want your daughter, sister or mother to get undressed in close proximity to him, you belong to the far-right. If you point out that there is no objective difference between his claim to be a woman and that of any other biological male claiming a trans identity, you are too stupid to understand the circular arguments explaining why he’s not really trans whereas other men who say they’re women are really trans.

If you’re righteous, you must argue that this man’s self-declared identity overrides any consideration of the safety and rights of females. To be godly, you must agree he’s as ‘valid’ as every other trans woman, because people are who they say they are. No matter what your eyes, ears and common sense are telling you, if you don’t want to end up on the wrong side of history, you must pretend to believe that this angry, intimidating man is actually a vulnerable, oppressed woman.

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

Bill Maher: ‘I would vote for Sarah Palin’ before socialists taking over Democratic Party

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher’s audience audibly gasps when he reads what the Democratic Socialists of America are actually saying out loud:

MAHER: “Trump has told 1 trillion lies, but when he says the DSA are actually COMMUNISTS, that’s not one of them.”

“And it’s not hard to prove it just by quoting the DSA and their candidates.”

“J.D. Vance was on the show, and I told him that if the Democratic Party keeps going in the direction of the DSA, my vote was in play. And all I heard all vacation was, ‘Oh, my God, you’re a Republican now.’ No, that's not what I said. I said in play, and here’s why.”

“Because not a week goes by where I don’t read about some newly chosen, exciting new face in the Democratic Party. And then when that face opens its mouth, the Communist Manifesto or some other crazy shit comes out! Again.”

“Let’s just read the quotes. The DSA platform says: ‘You work as much as you are able and no more than needed.’ If that was any closer to Karl Marx’s dictum, from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs, they’d be sued for plagiarism.”

“New York Mayor Mamdani once tweeted, Karl Marx’s words exactly. They’re not trying to hide it. Their most popular influencer, Hasan Piker, thinks communism is so groovy, he laments the fall of two of the most murderous regimes in history, the Soviet Union and Chairman Mao's China.”

“Mamdani's aide, his top aide, Cea Weaver, said, ‘If you don't believe in the government's sacred right to seize property, it's over.’ And ‘impoverish the white middle class.’ What? That's a goal? You know you're supposed to scare people into voting for you, right?”

“One of the new, soon-to-be Democratic congresspeople, Darlesia Chavalier, supports seizing all properties from landlords and said, ‘Seize the means of production.’ Mamdani has said ‘The end goal is seizing the means of production.’ I think they want to seize the means of production.”

“Now, maybe you missed that in school or missed school altogether, but THAT'S COMMUNISM.”

“Now the coalition within the DSA called the Marxist Unity Group is in ascendance. And I must take them at their word. When their words include, ‘Our commitment is to the long-term struggle for a fully liberated classless society. In a word, communism.’”

“What do they have to do, tweet out ‘Elect more communists’? Oh, yeah, Cea Weaver did that.”

[Shows tweet, audience audibly gasps]

“Yes, [she really did that]! ... People gotta realize this is going on.”

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Spain has been having a rough time. The northern part of the country is on fire, and the southern border is being overrun by migrants. So basically, it's California.