Melanie Brown

Not the Spice Girl, but a programmer with a fondness for SciFi, marching band music, belly dancing, random photography & making fun of my husband. Blerd.

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

Grant yourself 5 minutes to weep, moan and wail, then shut the hell up and get on with it --Me.

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

@DoorDash_Help your website ate my order and your customer service phone line is jacked up. Finally got to a rep, but they couldn't hear me so they hung up. Right now it's not even ringing through.

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

Ima translate #4B into English for y'all:
-No Bae
-No Booty
-No Bride
-No Baby

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

Well, hell. Was just flipping back and forth between tracks of Peter Gabriel's #InYourEyes and Goo Goo Dolls #Iris and... they blended. Almost perfectly, and so, so poignantly. And now I need someone to make this mashup a reality, because I'm just not that musical...😭

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

If you know anyone moving to Boston this fall, please make them watch this. And remember, friends don't let friends get Storrowed.
https://t.co/ToyDvVJzOy

[MassDCR @MassDCR]

With move-in day right around the corner, overpasses all over the Boston area need your help. They need to not be hit by a moving truck on Storrow Drive or Soldiers Field in Boston & Memorial Drive in Cambridge. Plan your move in day route accordingly & watch for the signs!

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

@dancallahan ironic that you chose this image.

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

This latest move was so stupid, I'm now just counting down the days until Twitter goes the way of MySpace.

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

@ColinHay I only like dreaming
All the day long
Where no one is screaming

[Laura Edelson @LauraEdelson2]

What was done to @BostonJoan is frightening. We're in a race to study how and why social media is so vulnerable to misinformation so we can make these systems safer. We need her research, and we need HER. What a black mark for academic freedom.
https://t.co/gOs8s1VjLB

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

@riffdealer @WastelandBabes_ @travisakers much like Pink Floyd, most Nirvana lyrics are best understood while stoned out of your mind. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

#MakeHousekeepingMacho

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

You know what I'd really like to see more of in the world? "How To [domestic task]" books written by men for men. Popularize the hell out of that ish.

'Cause if it's just women telling men how to do a thing, nothings gonna change.
#rethinkChoreCharts #HouseCleaning

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

.@udisglutenfree is this what you're selling for product now? Revolting.

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

@happy_cylinder @xor I thought the whole reason he bought Twitter was to shut down the kid who's feed tracks his airplane? 🛫.

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

@LumeDeodorant No, the problem is that it starts to dry out, and becomes difficult to apply underarm, after about 6 months, I found. Maybe it was just the batch I bought (bulk order).

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

.@LumeDeodorant are you ever getting vanilla scent back in stock? I'm out, in serious need of resupply, and that peony just isn't my jam.

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

@LumeDeodorant Ever consider putting your cream deodorant in a jar or bottle so that users can add their own scent choice?

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

@LumeDeodorant Well, hell. This is sad news 😭 Vanilla is the basis of my entire scent profile. Guess I'll stock up while I can, but no idea what I'll do when that runs out. Can't buy ahead too much, since it dries out within a few months after purchase.

[Melanie Brown @NotThatMelB]

According to my cat, @revivalcafeand1 does not put enough ham on the ham and gouda sandwich. Of course, what she really means is there isn't enough for her to have her *own* sandwich. Greedy puss. 😸