Mike Mann

occasional writer, full-time 'husky' child

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@Pat_Kc Do your cats also like to run at top speed for far distances at the drop of a hat?

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@StarTrekTNC Ref to Fake Leah Braums in Booby Trap ep

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@StarTrekTNC just heard idea in Vortex ep to release Picard S2 patreon reviews to main feed and I’m totally pulling for this to happen! It will def sucker in new listeners who will be trapped ala Booby Trap! Hopefully they won’t catch Andy’s holodeck women tho

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@elonmusk Can you PLEASE add a laughing face react for tweets. Not saying it’s related to this tweet but

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@elonmusk Sad, lonely billionaire who instead of using his money to enact real, positive social change uses it on a vanity project that he uses to punish people of a lower social stature?

Checks out actually

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@DaveSFoley is the only celebrity I’ve ever been told I look like. I am totally happy with that. (Pic from face painting day with my son)

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@SimonShepherd23 @bobdylan Judas!

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@devincf Almost Made It - it’s about the band on the titanic

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@JohnEsnrch U R a funny Twitter guy

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@DrBeauBeaumont Haha

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@TommyWiseau Do I have to choose?
YOURE TEARING ME APART!

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@SlySonic @Pat_Kc @JoshMillerLite Check out their $500 movie they made in college called Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! It’s on Blu-ray and has a whole other low budget feature of theirs as a bonus feature. It’s hilarious

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@jasonselvig Maam, those are vibrating toothbrushes

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@StephenScarlata @Tubi Yes, I’d like to speak to the ghost manager…

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@MollyJongFast But they didn’t shrink the hands…
Also, where do his legs go?

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@Pat_Kc I read this wrong…

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@ScottAdamsSays Hoax quiz:

Scott Adams doesn’t tweet ridiculously stupid things simply to get people riled up on both sides and get engagement.

Anyone believe that one?

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@JoshMillerLite Don’t come all ye faithful…

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@WilliamShatner He’s just gotta be careful not to jump out that window. He’s not Superman after all

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@JohnEsnrch A bowl cut? Jk Vikings never get close to a bowl…

I don’t watch football, is this joke anything?