Me: I’m a strong, independent woman.
Me when the Lyft driver doesn’t help me with my luggage: The audacity of this man. I’m a smol lady who couldn’t possibly lift a suitcase on my own. Chivalry is dead.
Instead of studying Locke, or writing---I go make an apple pie, or study the Joy of Cooking, reading it like a rare novel. Whoa, I said to myself. You will escape into domesticity & stifle yourself by falling headfirst into a bowl of cookie batter. 2/25/57
I am literally not exaggerating when I say this is the funniest video on the internet right now like the background music, the location, the wig, the cigarette, sheree’s lies— peak comedy #RHOA