Other Nixon

writer, thinker, and occasional speaker of words.

[Other Nixon @NotThatNixon]

"Not too bad" is my favourite response. Just bad enough.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

[Other Nixon @NotThatNixon]

I love VR because I think people should stay inside more

[Other Nixon @NotThatNixon]

I walked into a pylon once, so yeah it's good I don't drive

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be podcasters

[Maira @maira4yo]

why are men so self conscious about their height like there are many more important flaws to be self conscious about for example the lack of emotional intelligence

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

That blade has been in my family for generations. Ever since my great great great grandfather ordered it from swords dot com

[kevin @kevin__fm]

David protein bars, Josh wine, what next freaking Kevin bacon??

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

It would be nice if I could rest in peace while I'm alive.

[Jay @Wavymafia]

Nobody supports you more than a social media friend that you have never met.

[b @wwxwashere]

if you’re old and chronically online enough you can spot copied posts everywhere on this website. it’s truly 90% of viral posts here.

[trash jones @jzux]

so it turns out the “woke mind virus” was empathy for human life

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

normalize asking “is that a furry thing” whenever a guy says they are an alpha

[Other Nixon @NotThatNixon]

Doc: How are the new meds?
Me: I can't say I feel better, but I don’t think I'm worse?
Doc: Great!

[Other Nixon @NotThatNixon]

It's HIS-terical, not HER-sterical

[Other Nixon @NotThatNixon]

nothing boosts productivity like waiting for a text

[Other Nixon @NotThatNixon]

It's HIS-terical, not HER-sterical

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment.
One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be ‘fairer’ and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He’s still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank.
That’s how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

My greatest fear? I love all my fears equally

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Me before airport security: what if I accidentally have a gun

[trash jones @jzux]

“would you still love me if i was a worm” girl he would stop loving you if you got a weird haircut