ZOD. | Superboy.

Why are all my fathers crazy?

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

What's wrong with being born in a tube?

That's how my parents did it.

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

.... What'd you do?

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

huh?

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

it's your birthday?!

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

🤷‍♂️

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

Yeah well those were old people terms.

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

You're talking like an old person!

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

Old.

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

"Aura"? "Rizz?" What are you? 30?

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

Old people slang is terrible.

[𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝘖𝘍 𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘌𝘓 @ABlueBoyScout]

I know, it enhances my "aura" as the zoomers say.

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

"I've never heard of him. And Jax-Ur never spoke of him. And he named me."

[» 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 « @KandorsShadow]

"We're very much real and so was my father in your universe. He was Argoan like Kara."

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

"That's not even a real house! They don't even exist in my universe!"

[» 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 « @KandorsShadow]

"The House of Zod is among Krypton's most ancient and notorious. We're not giving it, we simply don't want to."

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

"Hmph."

[» 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 « @KandorsShadow]

"This is one of those things that just never going to go your way."

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

Your mom is interesting!

Imma find you, Mister! If you even breathe, I'll hear it!

[ジャバー・ウォンガー @MRDR3ADH3AD]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀interesting.
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[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

I'd punch you into space.

[ジャバー・ウォンガー @MRDR3ADH3AD]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ I would clone you, and dispose of what’s left over.
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[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

You smell.

[ジャバー・ウォンガー @MRDR3ADH3AD]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ I am untouchable; come for me.
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[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

"Your father? Tell him to stop using my name. It's rude!"

[» 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 « @KandorsShadow]

"He's talking about my father."

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

"Drew? But you said his name was Zod?"

[Director Cisco Baracus Ramon | Agent Vibe @CiscoVibe]

“I think his name is Drew or something.”

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

Oh no!

Should he find her?

[ZOD. | Superboy. @NotThatZod]

"The who?"

[Director Cisco Baracus Ramon | Agent Vibe @CiscoVibe]

“Not you. The one who really likes getting folks to kneel. You know the one with the beard?”