Austin

Paralegal, insomniac, doomscroller, coffee addict (not related to the insomnia in any way), and gamer.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

❤️ so many replies to me. I am flattered!

[bfnd @bfnd899798]

@NotTheCityInTX Not the smartest, maybe the fatest though. Maybe wash your hair for your profile pic you greasy cunt.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@lawboy2001 @Montrose_4 God I hope that a plane you’re on has this happen so I can see a video of you putting this mentality in action.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@KRTPRIME @halenhargreevs Horse armor has them beat. That was 2006. It was the start of it all.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@anxietymsgs Biologically speaking, no.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@elmo “Elmo also enjoys the occasional shit-stirring!”

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@popcomes

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@AvaVtuber_ Tattoos or septum piercings. Not a fan, personally.

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

@MHTruthUltra We don’t bomb hospitals. Please leave us out of this.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@Rumrunner11 @sola_chad @KatKanada_TM Yes exactly.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@TMZ Well yeah. They make the announcement of what can happen if you interrupt play like that before every game.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@sola_chad @KatKanada_TM Incredible how there is not actual archeological evidence of this.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@Destiny2Team @Skarrow9 Yes it is.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@SpursJackals We lose one game and everyone loses their minds lol.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@DarkPrevails I don’t personally think the Simpsons was ever fully bad. They had some off seasons, but overall it would not be the longest running animated American sitcom if it was bad.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@Daniel22913706 @_josephine0_ I respect the culture by not cultural appropriating the “delicacy”.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@c0rieFontenot @quirked_up_anzu Yeah don’t fuck with us nerds man. You’ll get a book’s worth of responses! 🤣

GG’s on the bait!

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@c0rieFontenot @quirked_up_anzu Welcome to the internet. We have conversations about nerdy stuff and will correct people when they’re wrong.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@findingbrownyla @aestheticsguyy She’s beautiful!

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@c0rieFontenot @quirked_up_anzu That was on a planet and indoors my dude.

[Austin @NotTheCityInTX]

@findingbrownyla @aestheticsguyy She used to be so tiny and was the sweetest little thing. Then the orange cat genetics took over.