marg🌚

beep boop boo beep // TAMU '20 // venmo: notthedrink // she/her #BLM

[marg🌚 @NotTheDrink]

when someone on a bike zooms by me

[marg🌚 @NotTheDrink]

this stranger is like fully leaning against me (limited space) and like how is he not uncomfortable,,,,get off me and lean forward like a normal person !!!

[marg🌚 @NotTheDrink]

almost busted ass in this museum and there’s no one but old people around so no one would be able to help but they would all stare at me helpless and embarrassed

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

A couple of guys are putting up ads for fake tech companies in subway stations and no one can tell the difference

[vvv @g9nsai]

ma nouvelle création : l’ail pensif

[X Force 137 @137Force]

"no they dont" explain this shit then

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

I just realised this isn't meant to be ironic oh this is such a gem i'm in tears

[marg🌚 @NotTheDrink]

old man here is dressed so european it’s almost comical

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

Hell yes we are. Americans shouldn’t have to sacrifice our cherished public lands to subsidize a corporation run by the richest man in the world.

[Lunar φ @LunarWave__]

Final project for a lot of ap calculus classes allows you to make a calculus song parody so there is a moment every year that a wave of amazing stupid math songs release.

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Most I’ve laughed at a CourtNewsUK tweet in over a decade

[あっさりもみじ @AyamomiK1]

強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。

[tsu @takako_tk]

Del ValleのスーパーHEBには、スイカで彫った日本代表が！写真撮ってたらメキシコ人セニョーラに素敵よね！あたなどこから来たの？と言われたので日本だよ、と言ったら、やっばり！私も写真撮って日本人の友だちに送るわーって。
#ワールドカップ #モンテレイ

[marg🌚 @NotTheDrink]

watching the world cup,,,reminding me a lot of rocket league

[Get ya TWICE 🍭 saw TWICE @jihyogasm]

Yall in the quotes talking about "Sana is Japanese" girl Lebron is on the team 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🦈 @paulawhos]

meu senhor nois é muito feio kct vamo ganhar a copa dando susto no adversário #pqp

[Alex @englandh8er69]

Post game conversation with my father

[nana @erotimisu]

ykw my fault for even saying anything

[marg🌚 @NotTheDrink]

baby on train does not want to be in his seat so his poor father (?) is forced to stand and hold him the entire time