Evan

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

@elicoleman85 He’s not in the lineup

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

My nightmares may finally subside

[MLB @MLB]

Chris Taylor has announced his retirement after 12 Major League seasons spent across the Mariners, Dodgers and Angels. He won two World Series rings with the Dodgers (2020 and 2024), was an All-Star in 2021 and was named co-NLCS MVP in 2017.

[Quinn @QuinnSTLCards]

Blue Jays would be popping champagne right now if they hadn’t traded Matt Svanson for 2 weeks of Paul DeJong

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

No playoff baseball on a Friday in October is unacceptable

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

All cardinals

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

Summer break means laser focus on the grid

8/9 former or current cardinals and probably my best rarity score

[Brad Underwood @CoachUnderwood]

#NewProfilePic

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

https://t.co/a9Y16p2Yjm

[Heat Nation @HeatNationCom]

Jimmy Butler files motion against baby momma after she asks for $10K more per month in child support on top of $55K: https://t.co/mkPLKtGyaf

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

Nado is crazy for blocking Astros trade. Spending his twilight years with the Crawford boxes gives him his best shot at Cooperstown

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

Spotify Wrapped!

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

MLB level name

[MLB Draft @MLBDraft]

With their 9th-round pick (No. 274 overall), the @Marlins select @UCIbsb third baseman Dub Gleed, No. 198 on the Top 250 Draft Prospects list.

Watch LIVE: https://t.co/tzt8Herv1L

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

Known cubs killer, Pedro Pagés

[Kareem Haq @KareemSSN]

Ettore Giulianelli is one of the most fascinating pitchers in the Cardinals system. Here’s a fun 2-pitch sequence from him tonight:

92 mph FC w/ -7” HB
74.7 mph CU w/ 8” HB (essentially a Screwball)

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

Contreras tanks are works of art

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

@Beervana 1. German pils
2. Czech pils
3. Dark lager
4. West coast IPA
5. American IPA
6. Hazy IPA
7. Hazy DIPA (southern hemi hops)
8. BA English Barleywine
9. BA Stout
10. Saison
11. Fruited saison/wild ale
12. ESB

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Bartolo Colón watching his Two Seamers, as told by Sonny Gray.

Sonny imitating Bartolo's Laugh is the Best.🤣

[Evan @NotTheFakeEvanA]

1. Pujols walk off on Easter (3rd homer of the game)
2. Aaron Miles walk off grand slam
3. Matt Carpenter’s 3rd home run of the series in Pittsburgh on his crazy run (saw all 3)

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

What’s the greatest home run you ever saw in person?

For me, it was seeing my all-time favorite player Fred McGriff hit a bomb at Wrigley Field (during a slugfest of a game that also included homers by Sammy Sosa, Moises Alou, Mark Bellhorn, Corey Patterson, and Jeff Bagwell).