Thomas Evan Parkhurst

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Micah Shrewsberry is the next coach at Notre Dame.🍀

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

But I thought they said he’s a running back and he can’t throw????

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Lamar Jackson let it fly in the first half vs. the Dolphins:

🎯 11/13 passing
🎯 210 yards
🎯 3 TD

(via @Ravens)

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

NBA All-Star Zach LaVine has agreed to a five-year, $215.2 million maximum contract to return to the Chicago Bulls, with a player option in Year 5, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul told @TheAthletic @Stadium.

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

This little pup turned 3 today. Everybody send me money to buy Stella a drink for her 21st birthday! 🍻

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

The #Saints are placing QB Taysom Hill on the Reserve/COVID-19 list, sources tell me and @RapSheet. The team is preparing to start rookie Ian Book on Monday night against the #Dolphins.

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

It’s astounding how many people think the NFL is interested in doing the Patriots any favors

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

@emilyeveland @Jaberuski @mcaster52 Not willing to share

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

"They won't fit."
"They don't defend."
"They don't beat good teams."

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

@cmgiles512 @IndianaMBB @BigTenNetwork Net par

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

@cmgiles512 @IndianaMBB @BigTenNetwork Is that because IU is on it

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

If only Wisconsin had a QB at the level of Jack Coan they might be pretty good

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

4-0 good guys

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Friday morning foursomes.

Spieth/JT vs. Sergio/Rahm
DJ/Morikawa vs. Casey/Hovland
Koepka/Berger vs. Westwood/Fitzy
Cantlay/X vs. Rory/Poulter

Let's goooooooooooooo!

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

The 8th wonder of the world should be the collective of people who claim to have no filter and think that’s a good thing

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

The Godfather Part II is a perfect movie

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

When will people realize life isn’t about money. The Packers need to stop trying to “buy” Aaron’s love and instead set him free. It’s very sad how they’re treating him.

Signed,
A disgusted NFL Fan

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

Bad Boys 2

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

john wick 2

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

Putting these 2 guys on the cover and calling it “MVP Edition” brings me so much joy

[ESPN @espn]

Brady. Mahomes. 🐐🐐

The @EAMaddenNFL cover is here! 🔥 #Madden22

[Thomas Evan Parkhurst @NotTheFakeTEP]

@emilyeveland The best idea