Soldier

please do not perceive me

[ヒーハー @hihaXqX]

何も知らない無邪気な子を最後の宇宙船脱出ポッドに入れて避難させるシーンだ

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

OP learned their lesson after last time

[2 Cold Sclopio Peepio @ShizzlingDrits]

This is my last resort

[Babble @Babble____]

LIFE HACK: Instead of having a crush on another person, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect.

[HALO @halosonhorns]

My vent art

[☆ @eddiectrll]

you genuinely have to rot

[HikiPTG @HikiPTG]

i am going to play video games and drink alcohol in a dark room all alone and there isn't a single thing you can do to stop me

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

Koji after he is forced to consume really spicy hot sauce: "I'm really sorry about Starboard Larboard"

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

yo queriendo deprimirme en el bus pero la calle llena de pozos me quita aura al golpearme la cabeza

[froggy @froggy_dl]

"the deadlines in 2 weeks, we're already behind schedule, no we're not adding different historical chess positions based on the ammo count the investors would kill us for wasting time on something no one would even notice"

meanwhile the humble privately traded company:

[no financial pressure‏ً @oluwxtosin]

hello

[Dick Waggles P.I. @RichardWaggles]

I think a lot of what has affected me most about the malfoid stuff is being reminded about how much of life experience I completely missed out on.

[회셔/Hoishere 🍔 @hoishere7]

Emperor Empoleon⚔️
(and his son)

[Jakob 🤰 @Jakob0125]

“You're beautiful when you’re angry,”

“Though… Honestly? You’re always beautiful.”

[lesbian botanist thing (he/it) @lesbolorax]

the leggings in question

[Scot David @Scot_david80]

“Overthrowing the government is
only illegal if you fail”.

[Mikita 🦅🇺🇸 ☭🇧🇾🦬 @mikitaposts]

“Voters by Age:
🟣 65+: 247,742 (71.6%)”