M. [not] Handzus

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Eh, boy. Hawks v. Kings. Biggest question on mind definitely: to whom will Dewy be going to give the celebration grope if Stolly out?

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Who would be knowing choke came with trade.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Just in case Zus put name on own water bottle. No sharing. #surecankersoreibelieveyou

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Forget if last time in Chicago team doctor ask I want for him to write new prescription for the penicillin. Is standard here? Zus no need.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Nice for Kings to find cure to Stanley Cup hangover finally. Now to find cure for Pre-Stanley Cup choking. Not holding Zus's breath.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Lockout over, back to San Jose. Waiting game is finished. Well…about season.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Lockout positive: less time in san jose. Lockout negative: more time with organization.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Keep getting daily message on cellular phone from Wilson. Reply: No do not have number for Penner. #saveselfpennzoil

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Why Dewey grab B-list actress divining rod? Too bored of grabbing lady lumps? Then again is Chicago. Maybe Stolli more nice.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Some one say trade for Zus? I can be available to score in shoot out.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

No. I am not to care how great team camaraderie increase. I am grown man not going to call you "Jumbo."

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

@theMitch33 You know I had to sign with Sharks, right? It is 2011-2012 season Mr. Groundhog Day Man.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Road trips always grind. But not same as in LA. Was much harder leaving and coming back. Here, just office buildings to call home.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Maybe now that Dewey's contract is signed, Dean can work on trade with Sharks to be sending me in exchange for star prospect Parse.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Fans to be getting restless in LA over Dewey. Much like old country bread lines.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

Too late to say, "just to be kidding" and stay with Kings? #julywish

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

5) Zus now safe from possible harm of being Heatley comrade. Be careful Seto, he has taken a liking to you.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

4) Not so bad since whiny boy Setoguchi leave to Wild. Not have to hear crying about handshaking.

[M. [not] Handzus @NotTheHandofZus]

3) Least SJ is close to wine, sometimes Zus will need to drink to remember beautiful Hermosa.

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2) Stay in CA no cold weather. Sorry Simmer, Philly too cold like in old country. Pass.