𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮

𝑇𝘩𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝒎𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒔. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑤 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚. ┊#JurassicWorld┊#ParodyAccount┊

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[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 @NotTheHeels]

@NotTheNavajo — one – horrible – date did not give him the license to pick her up and cart her off.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 @NotTheHeels]

@NotTheNavajo — chest. He'd better be thankful her angle didn't allow a heel in the balls.

He'd probably miss the soda when he spent the next month in mandatory sexual harassment training – not that Claire would feel a hint of pity for him.

Seriously, —

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 @NotTheHeels]

@NotTheNavajo — the air. “What are you!? Put me down!” She slapped him on the back for good measure, though it probably wouldn’t do any good.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 @NotTheHeels]

@NotTheNavajo She was thinking, meaning her brain was on a specific island very far away and not at all in the present – which was why she completely missed it when Owen came far too close for anything innocent to come of it.

“Hey!” She yelled. Not an overreaction, as she was suddenly in —

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 @NotTheHeels]

༄𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝟏, 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑰𝑰: 𝑯𝑶𝑾 ‘𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑨 𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑲? @DareTolnnovate — to you and Hayley about something important.”

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 @NotTheHeels]

༄𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝟏: 𝑯𝑶𝑾 ‘𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑨 𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑲? @DareTolnnovate [@HurricaneOmega RPG]

It had been days, thousands of miles, and a plane ride, but somehow, Claire Dearing was still ready to pull that damn cabin down board by board.

She didn’t know —

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 @NotTheHeels]

༄𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝟏, 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑰𝑰: 𝑯𝑶𝑾 ‘𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑨 𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑲? @DareTolnnovate — tastes had changed. Claire preferred her men a little rougher around the edges now.

Well, one man anyway. Even when she wanted to strangle him.

“But I came here to talk —

[𝐻𝐴𝑀𝐼𝑆𝐻 𝐴𝐵𝐵𝑂𝑇𝑇 @DareTolnnovate]

─ ❝Iᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴠɪsɪᴛᴏʀ...❞

Wᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ ғᴇᴇʟ ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 @NotTheHeels]

༄𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝟏: 𝑯𝑶𝑾 ‘𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑨 𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑲? @DareTolnnovate — in the thick of it, where else would she be.”

Now Claire just needed to join her.

[𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 @NotTheHeels]

༄𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝟏: 𝑯𝑶𝑾 ‘𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑨 𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑲? @DareTolnnovate — minutes, which was to be expected when one asked to see the CEO and didn’t have an appointment. What threw her off was being told that Hayley wasn’t there.

“Of course she’s not. Right —