Beth

Comedian (weird on purpose). Screenwriter (FinalDraft victim). PoliSci student (yells about politics).

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@ShinyMcShine_ This is honestly my favorite episode and not for the reason you would think. I like it because "Disco Stu doesn't advertise."

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@TheBabylonBee Is he single, though? Asking for a friend. 🫦

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@TheBabylonBee He’d already projected what the hot dog budget would’ve been worth in a HYSA by retirement. 😬 🌭

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@TheBabylonBee Well, yeah. You can't very well play zoomy airplane if the adult holding you isn't standing and making woosh sounds. 🤨🛫

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@TheBabylonBee Grounds for a divorce right there.

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@KSHawkeye1980 @DMNVS_MXMVS The Franchise Wars spare no one.

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@DMNVS_MXMVS

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@danielwaddell17 @TheBabylonBee It’s gonna be the last major technological hurdle we have to face.

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@DMNVS_MXMVS We’re one franchise war away.

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@_Boomhauer Dang ol' propenultimate, man.

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@TheBabylonBee He's eligible for parole if he can balance a beach ball on his nose.

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@NoOneCaresEver0 @TheBabylonBee Thou shalt not commit raisins against thy neighbor.

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@X_Aeon_X @TheBabylonBee Okay, good. That's what I thought. Acting like they're prunes or something. smh

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@TheBabylonBee Better than my "Live, Laugh, Lenin" tattoo.

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@TheBabylonBee When the kid pics start to flood in, mute and put yourself in solitary.

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@TheBabylonBee Nobody ever complains about the leftovers, though.

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@TheBabylonBee His legacy lives on in my mother’s inability to pronounce “Harambe” a decade later.

RIP Harbambe. 🪦

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The Simpsons was never the same without Phil Hartman 😭

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@TheBabylonBee Imagine cutting back to three streaming services like some kind of peasant. 😔