the scorpion king 🦂👑

On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur

[the scorpion king 🦂👑 @NotTheLawyer]

#Jaguars It’s either Baalke or me, a fan since the 2018. Choose wisely @Jaguars #FireBaalke

[morganily 🩵 @lovelee_philly]

keep thinking of this onion article

[the scorpion king 🦂👑 @NotTheLawyer]

Adam Silver has no spine

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Adam Silver on Donald Trump:

“He was a fixture at Madison Square Garden...he had courtside seats, here ALL the time. He was at drafts. He's a GENUINE Knicks fan."

[the scorpion king 🦂👑 @NotTheLawyer]

He ruined tonight for countless die hard Knicks fans so he can take a chair nap

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

[the scorpion king 🦂👑 @NotTheLawyer]

That’s a weird way to say “the first sitting president to be selfish enough to attend an nba finals game”

[the scorpion king 🦂👑 @NotTheLawyer]

Hell yeah

[Rachel Nichols @Rachel__Nichols]

Louder than the boos for the Spurs, louder than any boos I've heard in this building in a while.

[the scorpion king 🦂👑 @NotTheLawyer]

Fuck Draymond Green

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Absolute vibe squasher as per usual

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Unless you riot for Trump, in which case you’ll be pardoned and given slush fund money stolen from U.S. tax payers.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

How about, not making it at all. That has a better ring to it.

[Chris Vernon @ChrisVernonShow]

The fact they didn’t change the goofy provision that completely changes the pick the Grizzlies got from Utah in JJJ deal and makes it Top 5 protected is ridiculous. Of course rest of league didn’t care because it helps them. It’s not even in the spirit of the rule. What a joke.

[Gary Parrish @GaryParrishCBS]

Memphis traded Jaren Jackson Jr. for a package that included a 2027 first-round pick from the Jazz that could theoretically be the No. 1 pick. That was part of the trade. And the NBA just undid it less than four months later. Now it can't even be in the top five.

Ridiculous.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Good summary of the James Talarico and Ken Paxton senate race:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[KNICKS ARE IN THE FINALS 💙🧡💙🧡 @alv_money]

He’s in the fucking nosebleeds with the people instead of being down in celebrity row

[akhivae @akhivae]

Rich people be like I don't have a smartphone. I have a full-time secretary (she has four smartphones).

[Paul Rieckhoff🇺🇸🇺🇦 @PaulRieckhoff]

Wanna hear the worst pre-Memorial Day message ever?

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

Ken Paxton literally offered a plea deal for a guy who sexually assaulted a CHILD. 60 day jail time and not on the sex offenders list. You president endorsed a Pedophile Protector.

[Sam Cooper @scooperhoops]

The wealth never, ever trickles down.