Jarlebanke Nazihamar

Nerd, Heathen, writer, political enthusiast, brutally blunt bastard.
Mental health is important.
He/Him
Like Daddy Philly D says, don't be stupid, Stupid.

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

People take off from work for the first day of hunting/fishing seasons, and nobody bats an eye.

But somebody takes off for a highly anticipated video game release, and suddenly they're "lazy", "childish," and "immature."🥴🥴

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@alexxxprincesss @MissGinaDarling I'm sorry, but you need to be arrested. That is illegal booty. 😍🥵

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@ShesSquee 🥵🥵🥵 Good gods...

I have a thing for one pieces.
I use to be a lifeguard in HS and College. I always loved seeing the swim school instructors, aquatic therapists, and ESPECIALLY the physical trainers in their full bathing suits 😍

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@DoomScroling Seems like an honorable mention for the Darwin Awards.

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@AKBrews It was that dumb one with the girl who made glyphs. Apparently it was a book series turned movie turned TV series.

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@mirrormerecos @drrollergator @yashar No, because how could others report it then?? It would continue to circulate amongst the nazi crowds

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@JoMC1703 @SimonsonMolly @Feisty_Waters @lisa_iannattone Good to know!! Thank you!

[Tiresias 🇵🇸 @JanusTiresias]

Really? Why not?

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@EV_Trapper @SawyerHackett That is factually incorrect

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@SueLentz6 @SawyerHackett Jesus Christ: the OG Socialist

[SusieH @WynterWytch12]

@SawyerHackett

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@bellsnwhistles @SawyerHackett They'll need to display the Nine Noble Virtues, too!!

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@SawyerHackett Isn't that wholly unconstitutional?!

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@FireEyes66 @SimonsonMolly @Feisty_Waters @lisa_iannattone That's a good point.

Thankfully, I test every morning for three or four days before I say I'm in the clear (I'm the most stuffy in the AM).

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@ItsMrsRabbitToU Okay, so he's a decent marksman.

Take away his guns, and what's he got? Diabeetus?

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@LemonySwirls @BenUticone @LiveAction I'm sorry, the guy had the choice to not sleep with her. Now he has to face the consequences. He should be arrested for sexual assault. The fetus is not part of his body.

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@gabrieldimi1 @BenUticone @LiveAction Idjit

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@melangehunter @BenUticone @LiveAction Neither is he, if he's acting like a literal child about it. Homegirl dodged. A bullet.

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @MsMoxyNYC]

@BenUticone @LiveAction If men don’t want to risk going through this, they can simply abstain from dropping loads in women they haven’t had a serious conversation about becoming parents with. (Everything changes when it’s the horny dude who has to abstain, indeed.)

[Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop]

@BenUticone @LiveAction LOLOLOOOOOL
A solid message, mate. I live for flipping scripts on force-birthers.