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Sgt Klippity throwing rocks at Pvt Less.
Pvt Less: THANK YOU SGT MAY I HAVE ANOTHER PLEASE
#fuckingprivates

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Sfc Sandman: does anyone have more info for the formation?
Sgt Klippity: it's Sgt China's birthday!
Sgt China: fuck you guy
#birthdaypushups

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Ssgt Skinny: we all need to be in formation at 09
Pfc None: Sgt, what time do I need to be there?
#fuckingprivates

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Sgt Klippity: what's do your mom and a newborn baby have in common?
Pvt Less:I don't know
Sgt Klippity: they both scream when I eat them.

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Sgt China: what do you think God said when he flooded the earth?
Sgt Klippity: ha, got 'im

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Pfc None takes one shot of liquor.
"Fuck, am I gonna be hungover for formation tomorrow?"