Hot Mess Express

Mom, crime junkie, connoisseur of swear words, baseball lover.

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

Opening day... missed this view... happy to be home #GoCardsGo @Cardinals

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Crazy how a country with $40 trillion in debt is giving me a credit score. Read the room

[Jenni @hashjenni]

They’ll track a uterus across state lines but somehow lose every single r*pist’s file.
Interesting Priorities

[Ty @Sooothai]

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself and posting online, it’s really impossible to go back to it

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

2 spinning elbow KOs in one night is diabolical! #ufc319

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after messing up the self-checkout again

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

@HadesGum @____selah 😂😂😂

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

Awh shit Sean sat down #UFC312

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

🤣😂🤣

[Kay @KaylarWill]

I was in the middle of a video and they snatched the app from me?!

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

@ARealNowhereGuy Crazy how she has classic signs of a dv victim almost like she studied behaviors of a dv victim.

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

Now for the cross #KarenReadTrial

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

@UPS has to be the worst delivery service ever.

Tracking says will be delivered by Tuesday May 21st.

UPS says fuck you. It will get there when it gets there. And hasn’t updated tracking since May 20th

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

Me and my grandpup Bocephus

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

@ALYSSIA2777 Not Criss Cross Applesauce 😂🤣😂😂🥴

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

@JaggedBostonian

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

@Nicolek21390409 @DoctorTurtleboy

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

@fight3r4rcher Also, why didn’t the date change after the midnight text.

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

@ALYSSIA2777

[Hot Mess Express @NotTheRealBethB]

@ALYSSIA2777 Ohh I haven’t seen the movies , Tom Cruise gives me the ick