Brian Greninger

i tame unicorns #OFWGKTA #TeamBringIt #UCOFY

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

#WaysToImpressMe don't act fake treat me like I don't know what's going on.

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

It's hard to fall asleep when you are fucking pissed off

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

@Chloe_EB I don't get it. What do you mean? ;)

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

Knock knock.
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Knock knock
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Dammit why doesn't Hellen Keller ever answer the door!? That STUPID.... Oh yeah.

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

I was on MySpace and...
Hahahaha just kidding I wasn't on MySpace!

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

#WhileInARealationship just love her.

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

@DevonMontano @MackenzieLockwo @Kaaatedavis77 look at me back there getting my chick magnet on!

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

#YouKnowShesTheOne when you talk on the phone for hours and don't get bored

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

Oh yeah I've met your dad! Wasn't he on to catch a predator?

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

#MyBiggestFlaw her smile.

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

Touch to return to call 1:57:51

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

The worst part about having a king sized be is feeling lonely when you lay on it

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

#WhyDoHoes magnetize towards me

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

#ThinksIDislike girls who have no respect for themselves

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

man @DevonMontano @MackenzieLockwo must be really really beautiful if Brian gave her his number! He just doesn't give that out to anyone!

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

@DevonMontano @MackenzieLockwo
You did?

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

yes @DevonMontano @mackenzielockwo sure did as ME for my number

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

@DevonMontano YES @MackenzieLockwo DID ask for MY number!

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

@MackenzieLockwo @devonmontano
Who asked for my number again and texted me first? ;)

[Brian Greninger @NotTheRealBrian]

@devonmontano don't listen to @MackenzieLockwo she is a liar and she knows it;)