Frankie.

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[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

People who follow you first but then don’t accept your follow back are the feds. And god knows I don’t want my teeth knocked out again.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

@Sharon_Marie__ Hello there, doll. How’s life treatin’ ya?

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

Jesus Christ. It’s been a minute.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

@BaritoneBoozer Milk with a drop of whisky always did hit differently before a nap.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

I can’t remember the last time I was sober. It could’ve been October.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

@FrancaisBisou It is because people suck and they enjoy playing the villain role too much.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

Maybe, just maybe, if people were nice to each other we’d all want to stick around.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

This place is deader than Elvis’s career.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

@Memphiscide Go to hell.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

@Memphiscide Geez. You’re more persistent than them kidnappers that took Frankie Jr. ;(

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

@Memphiscide Don’t ya worry, pal. I nominate Dean Martin.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

Find me passed out in my pool tomorrow.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

Stayin’ sober is a hard task.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

Now might be a good time to revive this account.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

What the hell have I missed?

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

What a taxing week it’s been. Jesus.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

@Memphiscide Lmao. Be honest, did ya send Lisa on the hunt for them? Nah, I do appreciate it. It’ll help me work on my ‘endurance’ skills.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

@kerliskrystals @Memphiscide All that money and ya give me rocks from the Graceland park? Thanks, pal.

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

I’ve played with the idea of changing eras for a while now. Maybe some new inspiration is needed?

[Frankie. @NotTheSinatra]

Feeling like a zombie today.