Mister Tim

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[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

My wife ordered a plush from @glitch_prod of #TADC over 40 days ago and has sent 5 emails via their online contact form over the last two weeks. No response to any of them and no package delivered. Such a disappointment for a passionate fan. PLEASE HELP!

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

@CharliePhotoGuy @Teachin2daChoir I’m so sorry to see you feel this way.

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

@CharliePhotoGuy @Teachin2daChoir Home Improvement was a staple of 90s TV. I will hear no further slander.

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

@CharliePhotoGuy @Teachin2daChoir What did you say about my dad and his TV show and his TV show’s TV show?

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

It feels good to know your team will try to give you hope. Don’t make me regret it. #RaiseHail

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

@kennypdrumz Rub it in.

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

Never in my life have I seen more 535-0 layup decision in my life. Goodbye “sir.”

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

A U.S. President says “let Iran take out Los Angeles and San Diego.”

How much farther will he fall?

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

YEAH! What Scotty said!

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Alright Braves fans, listen up. Tomorrow’s game 1, let me break it down for you.

You got 9 innings.
You got 3 outs an inning.
That’s 27 outs.

But the Braves only need 1 more run than the Dodgers, so you take 27, subtract 1, add the 9 innings, carry the 2 and the Dodgers’ chances of winning just dropped to 33⅓%.

Then you add the Braves home run power to the mix, and their chances go up another 25%.

But the Dodgers KNOW they gotta come through Atlanta to get where they’re going, so you take their 33⅓%, cut it in half, and now they got a 16⅔% chance of surviving.

Braves got 83⅓%.

Dodgers got 16⅔%.

And if you don’t understand the math, don’t worry about it.

THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR L.A.

CHOP ON!

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

@DramaKingMatt Didn’t know you were a fellow Guardian. Knew I liked you for a reason. 🫡

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

@DollEarnhardtJr He looked like Lex Luger dropping the elbow. A sincere compliment.

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

@CharliePhotoGuy I’ll be just as critical of him as I am with literally anyone else. Be a booty-kicking Russian. Don’t be an orchestra conducting dragon man.

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

Crazy start to #PPLTriosN2. An eliminated team gets to come back. I know Team Lodestone had a setback last night but maybe tonight we can #GetBayleytotheArlenSpecterUSSquashCenterandHallofFameforPowerProLuchaAttackOnTriosChallenge to save the day!

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

Out getting my new tires finally and they have classic America’s Funniest Home Videos on. Getting a good reminder of how much of a bop that theme was. Don’t make them like they used to.

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

Hot start for #AttackOnTrios! The real question is did we #GetBayleytotheArlenSpecterUSSquashCenterandHallofFameforPowerProLuchaAttackOnTriosChallenge?

[T. Joe Kahn @NotJoeSposto]

#GetBayleytotheArlenSpecterUSSquashCenterandHallofFameforPowerProLuchaAttackOnTriosChallenge

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

@CharliePhotoGuy Will you be serious?

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

Never forget.

PAM for AEW!

[A Boy Named Suplex  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

Bayley should go by PAM in AEW.

Just PAM in all caps.

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

Sitting down after a long weekend of bachelor living and I had a thought about a new AEW video game. Give me a really cool crossover of AEW’s take on Injustice. The synergy is there. Now I’m thinking about what that story mode would look like and who the roster would be.

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

Alright, it’s decided. I know when I’m going to say goodbye to Destiny 2. This is probably going to take a while since I don’t have a clan or any idea about 90% of the raids in the game.

[Mister Tim @NotTheToolMan]

@BoarIsWar @JaimsVanDerBeek @FWPpod PAM!