Jon

I've done some notable things.

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@wolfejosh I think about this thread a lot... With regret lol!

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@tomandmartys @CaesarsPalace My goodness...not feeling bad I don't have account and never check them now.

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@junker_jo Yes!

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Look I get it, and normally largely agree, but I'm already seeing posts going massively overboard on the concept that like 3 people and only 3 people etc. can win the Masters. And you know what that means for this year's result...

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@tomandmartys When you click in-tournament stats tab and it confirms all your biases.

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@tomandmartys I need to clear my calendar and take detailed notes on this one.

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@BrianKirschner_ It's going to be Nicolai Hojgaard. Guy who starts season hot, cools off but still has the annoyingly bad odds. It's the formula.

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@scullymike Big fan of your earlier work in paper towels

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@cee_ryan Make it 10 years and I'll happily ride with you

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@emily_murnane For some reason my computer screen turned into a mirror as I read this tweet? Very odd.

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@JoeListComedy Joe - I rarely laugh out loud when watching something by myself, but you had me doing so for the full hour. Highest compliment I could pay - doing my best to spread the word.

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@SalVulcano Terrible butt to back angle - regrettably I simply can not get aboard this Adirondack tweet.

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@ariscott Feel like I just went to graduate school on using deranged CAPS by reading these two tweets.

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@SaraSScully There's always the one Papyrus home run card that really nails their number one interest and then taunts you on the shelf every year after while you try to recreate the magic.

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@maxhoma23 When you see the thick yellow/pink/orange buttons, things are off to a bad start.

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@justin_halpern An abundance of pricks and no actual results?

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@justin_halpern I'm afraid I'll never forgive the Twitter algorithm for not delivering this to me at the time of posting. But I'm glad I'm here.

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@Alsboringtweets @BDNESQ @SharkTankABC Here you go Daymond, and Mark - for you we used special blue potatoes for the Mavericks!

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If we've met, chances are you'll remember me as the guy whose hands were still wet from the bathroom sink.

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No one's proud of their "catch up to other people" jog.