Asiwaju Bola Tinubu

Parody account of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu.

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

Confused scientists confusing the rest of us: Misconception about fruits, sugar consumption https://t.co/j6aGqzUK4P via @mobilepunch

[Mr. Aye Dee @MrAyeDee]

Obama doesn't even care about America, anyone who thinks he cares about Nigeria is in for a rude awakening...

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

Free food for all school children. Reduced fuel prices. Free university education. If you believe all this, you will believe anything.

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

At barbershop, I saw almanac with list of promises we made for this election. Laff just catch me, Walahi, we will pray for forgiveness

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

But what? Agreement na agreement jo. "@DOlusegun: I don't have dollars to give you but... - General Muhammadu Buhari ( Dec 2014)"

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

This campaign sef. Now Mrs GEJ will be frying coco yam. "@DeleMomodu: MRS BUHARI is seen here frying Akara (Kose) https://t.co/kIbhylF2Xj"

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

See the handwork of my enemies. They make movies about me: http://t.co/86Wp2dJ0YW

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

I will like to let you know that I am not desperate but agreement is agreement. No further comments on this matter.

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

It was not by force! "@DailyPostNgr: Tinubu forced Osinbajo to swear oath to resign, plans to succeed Buhari - PDP - http://t.co/CiLWBElKYr"

[Amb Opeyemi Ahmed @amb_opeyemi]

Nigerians don't need to doubt the resignation of Osinbajo for Tinubu, if you doubt consult Pastor Tunde Bakare for more details

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

Someone asked why Buhari went to UK. Don't they know the GMB also means Good Morning Britain ?

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

Suggestion noted"@Therealhadiza: Assumin I'm GMB, I shall terminate the appointment of all NTA staffs and close down AIT on may 30th! Haba!

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

That is why am funding his campaign (rubs nose ). "@hbgumi: Main attraction of a GMB candidacy is his perception as an incorruptible man"

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

With APC, no new tax. We will maintain tollgates. "@XANTAPLUS: GEJ/GMB how far?, *"@UberFacts: Norwegians pay half tax in November .!""

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

Happy with Buhari at Chattam House. He followed the script.

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

Why now? "@toluogunlesi: I swear that video looks like it was the APC/GMB that paid people to embarrass the PDP/GEJ, not other way round."

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

Shrugs in pidgin "@linusNoni: I still live on my Army pension. I own no foreign bank account - GMB"

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

We are coming to your church or mosque to campaign very soon. See the time table here. http://t.co/6loxr1gsKP

[Cyrus Tha Virus 👑🦏 @Cyrus_ThaVirus]

Be VERY careful who you give your time and Life to. cuz After draining you,these same people will ask you: "what did you do with your life?"

[Asiwaju Bola Tinubu @NotTinubu]

At this rate, I think Buhari will need another bank loan.