trav🐢 @NotTravisSmith - Twitter Profile

Just hit my coworkers with a vacation meme right before logging off to leave for my trip. It’s so easy to be the agreeable, cheesy coworker. So, when I make a horrible mistake, I can send a crying cat meme and they’re like “🤣 you crazy son of a bitch!” instead of firing me

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trav🐢 @NotTravisSmith

almost 5 years ago

I’ve been thinking lately and honestly 0/10 I would not recommend

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almost 5 years ago

@DarianMills @shelbymoody I had the women’s gym teacher lol

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trav🐢 @NotTravisSmith

almost 5 years ago

@DarianMills who?!

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trav🐢 @NotTravisSmith

almost 5 years ago

Silicon Valley venture capitalist accidentally stumbles upon Socialism

Li Jin @ljin18

almost 5 years ago

The biggest opportunity of our time is to reconfigure the relationship between capital and labor.

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trav🐢 @NotTravisSmith

almost 5 years ago

this is a joke I hold my head high and sit on the couch and when she asks “so what’s on your mind” I respond “oh not much :)” then we talk about absolutely nothing for 20 mins

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trav🐢 @NotTravisSmith

almost 5 years ago

5 days before therapy appt: damn i might not have much to talk about walking into therapy 5 days later crying and puking just absolutely fucked

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almost 5 years ago

@RiotFest I’d prepare myself by concentrating on my breathing as I press play on my ‘06 Zune MP3 player. “Lofi Beats to Study to 10 HOURS” starts playing. I grab the peeler & start shedding my skin. My eyes would well up as i plunge into the boiling water…. whatever I’d be mashed potatoes

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