Missile Trubisky

The BEST Mitch Trubisky parody account on Twitter. #BearDown

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Hello darkness my old friend...

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The winner of the Kentucky derby is Moonlight

#DerbyDay

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Biggest loser from the Le’Veon Trade?

Everyone who listened to his mix tape

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All that money just to win 5 games with the Jets.

#LeVeonBell

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Cut his ass and drag him into Lake Michigan

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The only gun that should be allowed in Chicago is my Right Arm.

#DontKillPeople
#KillDefenses
#DaBears

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The whole city of Chicago collectively holding their breath
#Beardown

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Referees straight fucking the bears over

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Foles on that INT...
#DaBears
#BirdBox

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Absolute trash from the Defense

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We do NOT want a Chase Daniel game

#ChicagoBears

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Hold your breath

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Bennett is literally a fucking turd
#dabears

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This D making my D hard

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Nice fucking punt

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Heeeerrrree’s Mitchell!!!
Let’s Fucking Go!
#BEARDOWN

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Got his ass!

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Chrissy Teigen just got banged harder than that mom I met after the game Sunday.

#NYE

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@murphygirl777 You?

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That Oatmeal Cream Pie and Starcrunch diet seems to be going well for Janikowski
#Seahawks