Somebody Else

You are all twats.

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@Biggsy1980 Not one, but two! Just in case one is sold out, I imagine..

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@Biggsy1980 Think Campbell down their left was decent and a nuisance but the rest were woeful. Nathan Jones having a tantrum though 😂😂😂

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@Biggsy1980 Bears in arboreal areas not fans of using public conveniences.

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@BurgerKingUK You do know that your franchises microwave your burgers as well, right? Idgaf, I'll eat Rustlers all day long. Now microwave doner kebabs are a different story..

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@BurgerKingUK Blimey it's a bit early for that!

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@barneyronay @PrivateEyeNews There's nothing nice or nasty about it. Things sometimes look like other things. That's all there is to it.

[Leslie Schneider @lesl_schneider]

You need to spell words out in full so I don’t think this woman had a fatal poo

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

Carey, lol get fucked, even on the replay there was no contact whatsoever, he just threw himself to the floor! It wasn't even in the box. Fuck me. #Millwall

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

I was gonna tweet to the BBC about how they are fucking infantilising astronomy with their insistence on referring to the lunar eclipse as a "blood moon" but I really cannot be fucked. Just race yourselves to the bottom, you do you.

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@BurgerKingUK I can't, I'm too scared.

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@timsouthwest @BurgerKingUK You beat me by one minute 🍄‍🟫🍔🧀

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@BurgerKingUK What
Heat!
Observing
People
Perspiring
Endlessly.
Respite (please)

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@BurgerKingUK Dot com ffs dot COM

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@BurgerKingUK Credit: https://t.co/sTSdCwsJGH

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

Just shut the fucking fuck up Graham Norton, other people are speaking.I can't even believe Im watching this #Eurovision

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@BurgerKingUK Just "XL Bacon" will do the trick

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

@BurgerKingUK I was too wimpy. Geddit? Nah. I spent all my time at Wendy's? I had been seeing five guys? The list goes on...

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

Argh @BBCNews can you stop your people pronouncing Kyiv as "keev" even when there are fucking Ukrainian people saying it properly right in your face?! There's a fucking diphthong in there, and it's really not that hard!

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

Oh fuck off, whoever you are. Kick off is at twelve! Thirty. I could do a better job at talking than that.

[Somebody Else @NotVeryCynical]

Fucking xG get fucked it's all bollocks just like AI.