NotVeryPC

fan of funny shit & POSITIVE ENERGY!

[NotVeryPC @NotVeryPC1]

@duolingo look at the clock, I had plenty of time to get my lesson done before the date changed, yet lost my perfect streak. ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!

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Hey @aselahcurtis just saw 5 Fire trucks go over to the dorms across from the rec center/Fox Hall on @UMassLowell campus. Any idea what’s up?

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Has planning a long drive the next day EVER worked in the @waze app?? I swear it has never once let me plan for the next day.

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I need to do more live @onepeloton rides because the idea of @yoiamsamyo calling me “my lovely” in a milestone shoutout fills my black heart with cotton candy

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Hey @Zappos I think your filtering may be broken 🤦‍♂️

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Someone tell @miketirico that it was a Martinique flag that Mathias Lessort had (where he is from) at the #Olympics2024Paris basketball medal ceremony and not palestine. Feel bad if Lessort comes under fire for this dumbass uninformed comment

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Wonder if @LowellPD would want to disband this morning group drug purchase/shoot up by the new courthouse 🤔🤦‍♂️ the one shooting up under his jacket really had me fooled for a minute

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@SpotifyCares I understand what being out of time means, but it’s hard to imagine a limit for a premium plan. I can’t even get through the entirety of the book I’ve been listening to in my allotted time! 😳

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Hey @SpotifyCares and/or @SpotifyUSA what the heck is this? Why would this be limited as a premium membership holder?? Pretty disappointing

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@aselahcurtis any idea what was going on over on lakeview ave in Centralville this morning?

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I was not ready for @mattymaggiacomo to tell me to “taste the butt rainbow” this morning. But, no lie, I’m not mad at it. Better than getting “mat farts” lmao 🤣

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Um, @GeorgeTakei and or twitter people, what is this? Sorry I’m out of the loop

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I would pay an irresponsible amount of money for @Usher to bring out @thelonelyisland at halftime and perform The Donkey Roll from #Popstar

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How mad is that bitch ass @cthagod that @PostMalone did a good job at the Super Bowl. 🫡 well done, Posty 🇺🇸

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Did @electrolemon write the theme song for Strange Planet on AppleTV??

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@Iamrachelpowell @realpfp @Jim_Jordan @RepMTG @julie_kelly2 @MikeKellyPA @GOP @RepMattGaetz @EpochJoe64 @joerogan @Joe_C_Jenkins LMAO. You dumb fucking cunt. Rot in there for all 51 months. Hope you don’t serve a single day less. You’ve been allowed to go outside and work. Stupid ass liar.

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@TheDunkCentral Shows you don’t have to be smart to work @espn this and the fact that @stephenasmith still works for them are all you need to know.

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@AdamSandler @AdamSandler Any chance of adding a Boston date? Maybe Tollbooth Willy could be the surprise guest spot? Love ya, Sandman!

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More frustration with @onepeloton app not counting calories if I lock my iPhone or go to another app. This is some BS. Can anybody tell me why this happens with the “just workout” walks/strength workouts??

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I need @MatthewBerryTMR to talk me out of (or into?) playing Pacheco over Kelley today #FantasyFootball is 2 weeks in and giving me anxiety already