NotVoicesDotCom

Parody account of what goes on behind the scenes at @voices, the #1 marketplace for taking money from voice actors and their clients.

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How do we make most of our money? Well, we think it's pretty simple.

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.@CTVLondon can NOT be allowed to look into #voicestrong or they'll see why every agency in the US and Canada is fleeing @voices @voicebank

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@CTVLondon can NOT be allowed to look into #voicestrong or they'll see why every agency in the US and Canada is fleeing @voices @voicebank

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Why didn't someone tell me that @CTVLondon was following us before I had a chance to scrub our twitter feed! Have you read this thing?

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What? Ya'll mad? Wait 'til you see what we buy next! #TruthOptional #TripleDip #voicestrong #BuyAgencies #ByeAgencies

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Sorry we've been away so long. We've been studying the lying and half-truth techniques of the new U.S. administration. So much to learn!

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Memo: Don't tell @Zing_Toys how little we're offering voice talent for their #ThumbChucks TV commercial compared to how much they paid us.

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@Zing_Toys must not find out how little we're offering voice talent for their #ThumbChucks TV commercial. Don't let them ask for invoice!

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Memo: Don't mention that Job # 217775 offering $1700 to talent from our Professional Services was posted on @Voice123 with $2400 to talent.

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@SKECHERSUSA would be livid if they found out how little we're passing on to VO talent for their TV Spots. Hide itemized invoice!

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Memo: @SKECHERSUSA would be livid if they found out how little we're passing on to VO talent for their TV Spots. Hide itemized invoice!

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Memo: No one seems to notice that almost all the high-paying jobs are Managed Services jobs now. Keep up the good work!

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Our new year's resolution was to treat our clients and talent ethically. Oh well, there's always 2018.

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We don't show accurate sales quotes to clients, but in this article we say it's a great idea! (for everyone but us) https://t.co/G8LbCFYxKR

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I thought we found a way to block @Former_CAM from commenting on our tweets. Have our people look into this! https://t.co/i8nTnZbi3r

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@NotVoicesDotCom That's only on self serve jobs. They take FAR more on managed jobs (over 80% in some cases). Company has ZERO integrity.

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When people ask why we increased SurePay...

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Memo: @richterstudios gave us a great testimonial. Make sure we don't tell them we doubled our SurePay fees. https://t.co/YqjNQH1hx1

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The world's #1... something.

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You know, on top of the annual membership fee.

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We're glad to see the American voters have elected a candidate who lives our motto of "Truth Optional!" #TruthOptional

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A behind-the-scenes look at "Bring In Your Parents Day" here at Voices.