Not Vonk

Opinions are my own according to what you believe politically.

[baloo @davekingNL29]

They say penis size is related to shoe size which makes the fear of getting raped by a clown much scarier.

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

Wemby has 13 points on 2 FGs made...

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@Forsee357652 @hopefulmetsfan @mikesnft @LegionHoops Do you flop everytime you get bumped into? What are you a cone? These are elite athletes and they fall on a small bump. Flopping ruins this great sport.

[Brett Siegel @BrettSiegelNBA]

Although Adam Silver did not specify anything about a team moving from the Western Conference to the Eastern Conference amid potential expansion to Las Vegas and Seattle, the conversation I've had with multiple league personnel is that the Minnesota Timberwolves are the likliest.

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@Jakeholmes98 @KREIDSforher @Lovemitch216 MVP clears

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@ChanFromMinny @TateTakes Bag of basketballs will be more efficient on the court than Jules in Game 6.

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@ChanFromMinny @TateTakes A bag of used Basketballs

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@pyrocub @yigzzzz @NotIkno_ @NC_Patri0t @BigBoris_2 You do hate society though.

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@pyrocub @yigzzzz @NotIkno_ @NC_Patri0t @BigBoris_2 Clearly are since you're still alive.

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@WorldlyTooth285 @Reply_Addict @Novig @Hoopss He lost the SB.

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@pyrocub @yigzzzz @NotIkno_ @NC_Patri0t @BigBoris_2 You act like Latin doesn't have a giant influence on English. Do you have shit for a brain?

[Minnesota Frost @PWHL_Minnesota]

STILL THE STATE OF HEISE 🙂‍↕️

Taylor Heise has been re-signed to a three-year Standard Player Agreement through the 2028-29 season and is a protected player in the Expansion Roster Distribution Process.
📰 Read more: https://t.co/ZsqGmxczYR

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

Media doing a great job on making me hate this slenderman looking ass.

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

Victor Wembanyama cuts out alcohol and sugary drinks from his diet; the only thing he drinks is plant-based sports drinks and water, per @WindhorstESPN.

A 22-year old with this kind of discipline is rare.

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@thestonedblkman @GeorgeD57593088 @deaththekiid__ @TheNBABase @WindhorstESPN That's pretty tame compared to the other shit he pulled.

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@BallsackSports @Hali OJ Mayo mentioned lmao

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Ok here’s one.

Your mom and your wife/gf swap bodies, to swap them back you have to have sex with one of them.

Who are you having sex with:
Your wife/gf in your mom’s body
Or your mom in your wife/gf’s body

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@ChanFromMinny @TateTakes Fuck that, been wanting him gone the day we got him. He's a bum and I'll put my money on actual winners like the Lynx.

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

CUCKED

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Lena the Plug files for divorce from Adam22.

Details: https://t.co/ygs8SqPTwM

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@ctnelzon @minwildtroll @mnwild "Let them live their lives" you don't understand shit about that line.

[Not Vonk @NotVonk]

@minwildtroll @mnwild I still got em blocked from before the playoff series, fuck that dumb bitch who runs the account.