Jughead Jones.

Life's a toilet and I'm the shit. —— The light guiding me through — @crownedsweater || RP | 18+ | Riverdale | #Insurge ||

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

“𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙, 𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚠. 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍.”

-𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚍
-𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 #Insurge
-𝙽𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜
-𝟷𝟾+

𝚁𝚃𝚜 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

He sneaks up behind @Crownedsweater, grabbing her around the waist and pressing his lips against her neck, blowing hard to create a rather large (what can only be described as) farting noise.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

|| Ah staaahp ur perfect

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

Perfect they were.

And perfect /she/ was.

He nuzzles the side of her face with his nose.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

He kisses her cheeks affectionately, squeezing her hands in return and pulling her close to him.

He is so inexplicably infatuated with her.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

If he’s a meal, then she’s some kind of all you can eat buffet. And those are /definitely/ Jughead’s favourite.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

Good.

It’s okay though. She’s his favourite snacc.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

He could definitely do that. As long as it included snack breaks.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

His arms are around her waist, and he’s peppering her lips with small kisses, grinning all the while.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

And his for her.

He’s grinning at her, because she doesn’t need to do anything to earn his smile.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

Well then, he definitely plans on making /her/ blush too.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

Oh, now he’s really blushing.

Though, there’s definitely more where that came from.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

He thinks it’s exceedingly cute. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t blushing a little too. /Just a little/.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

He could live with that; with her by his side he’d be happy for the adventure.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

He’d follow her to the end of the world.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

@Crownedsweater “Hmm... you may be slightly hire. Just a little.”

He winked at her, nudging her playfully.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

“Happy thanksgiving today I am thankful for food.”

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

@Crownedsweater He leaned back slightly to look down at her, a hand coming up to gently stroke the hair away from the side of her face.

“I hope that you don’t need to find that out.”

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

|| ILYSM2

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

@Crownedsweater — at her, hoping to ease the tension.

[Jughead Jones. @NotWiredNormal]

@Crownedsweater — frame coming down through the hole.

He put the book down to the side quickly, and stood up as she entered, his hands diving into his pockets out of nervous habit as he shuffled over to the entrance to meet her.

“Hey, Betty. Come to relieve me of my duties?”

He grinned —