Xavi 🚬

übermensch

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

Taking pre workout to stare at my girlfriend while she works

[ryan beatty on a bulk @tradewifey]

Load-bearing tweet for me

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

i hate when my upstairs neighbor walks around. i hope he falls through the soft spot in the ceiling ive been spraying with water every night.

[evil @ratio79110358]

I don’t care anymore. Put porn everywhere. Mounted vapes installed head level at every urinal. McDonald’s branded contact lenses with the logo always visible in the corner of your vision. Burger that doesnt taste good. Pill that makes you always hungry. Family guy canceled.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

im boutta discover the fifth loko

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

@Microsoft I dont want to download your stupid authenticator app

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

Mann

[Healthy chronicles Vol. 4 @bighealthyfr]

Mexican inspired horchata protein powder called No Mames Whey

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

you genuinely cannot hate speed

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

Mi pan zu zu zu slowed and reverb with rain sounds

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

Mi pan zu zu zu creed cover

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

Mi pan zu zu zu trap remix

[blitz @blitznotinspace]

Drake beat switch gimmick

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

Professional tweeter

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

Top 10 oats OAT

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Lab partner telling me theyre nonbinary like thats great thawg do u mind mixing the bicarbonate tho its gonna precipitate

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

Whatever man

[latina hannibal lecter @morbidmomo]

thai tea sugar cookies :))

[cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas]

nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

12 Best Black Mold Memes That Will Have You Coughing And Forgetting Things 🔥

[Xavi 🚬 @NotXaviM]

https://t.co/gQyGvDSC9P

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Gave my vending machine access to OpenClaw

Now he texts me every time he makes a sale