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المتحدث الرسمي بإسم حزب محبين دبس الرمان

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اغيثوني ساعدوني انقذوني

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انا بحقق العبث الحياتي تعبت تعبت والله كفايه

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@atralovesdiscov Exactly because they’ve never given a single shit that I’m jobless and plan to continue to be jobless for at least the next 3 years they just need me married by yesterday

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At my age being around multiple family members at once for longer than 20 minutes means they start discussing marrying me off and I can’t catch a break anymore leave me alone chat this is lowkey psychological abuse💔💔

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I’m 22 for fucks sake it’s not my fault I’m the oldest cousin on both sides and why did my dumbass younger brother tell me to wait to have kids until he grows up a little so he’s not a kid uncle WHAT THE FUCK MADE HIM THINK THAT WAS AN OPTION IN THE FIRST PLACE

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@7azembeshara All of it but the finale but I’ll be here when you want to yell about it

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Can’t believe Ted Lasso broke my fucking heart so bad just for them to bring it back 3 years later in such a half assed way
I’m still gonna watch season 4 tho I’m attached

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@7azembeshara Color blocks get me
Also my siblings all think having an organized sibling automatically lets them lead lives of disarray so no child labor sadly

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@atralovesdiscov No no it’s true they’ll take you out back and pull out all of your nails and then kill you

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@ my oomfs

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"يمنى بتاكل من حشائش الارض"
Man leave me alone I’m trying to get shredded for 5 minutes before I have to work and get a career and shit

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They should invent salt and vinegar chips that are 3 calories and 50g protein I can’t keep getting ridiculed for eating my vinegar flavored rice cakes (they’re shit im not even gonna lie but they grew on me)

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@7azembeshara I struggled more with season 2 actually the part when they started the major character conflicts
In season 3 they were all cutesy team building and I’m a sucker for found family

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@7azembeshara It does get boring but Ive learned that everything digital is a damn trap and even if i keep my phone on black and white mode I find shit to do on it
If you find a better alternative do tell me though

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Do I have the memory of a goldfish?!

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I have 2 ig accounts 1 where it’s literally just me and the other is me and the 100 ppl that are legally allowed to see my liked reels and because of that I’ve realized that I deadass watch the same videos multiple times without realizing i know cus of the like from my other acc