Chip Úlfrik Thörnfield

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What chapter in the Bible are y’all on?

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I can feel lore coming my way…

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Make sure yall take advantage of the buy one get one free salvations this year at a mega church near you!

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When ur lowkey thirsty so you drink some water.

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How tall were y’all’s poop corners during quarantine? #LaCasaDeLosFamososCol #howtomakeballsdrop

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If I eated soap. I don’t eat it bc I did. No I didn’t 🥀

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So who was gonna tell me I wasn’t supposed to show up naked to the gender reveal party? #getaloadofthisguy #letitfly

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@usermooseontwt I bet they were easy books though

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I feel so much better now… like RIP but I thought it was a me issue.

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Guys she didn’t ghost me she was just dead💀

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Pls stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t even listen to her… #atwhatagedoballsdrop #howtoforceballstodrop #eaueauuaghhhhh

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@MichaelMyersDNA Ik your ahh be sprintin when nobody watchin #ongtspmo #howtomakeballsdrop

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First off, Tripi Tropi moving different. Woadie got that Brr Brr Patapim footwork, sidestepping like he got dev privileges. That frame-0 Tung Tung Tung Sahur parry window? Yeah, straight banned in underground circuits, but they still let him rock. Meanwhile, Tralalero Tralala playing neutral with them Liliri Lalala feints, but let’s be real... once Bombardiro Crocadilo hit that throwback collateral, you ain't touching him.

Don't even get me started on hidden mechanics. Why every fight against Bombadino Crocadiro gotta start with his Tralalero negation buff already stacked? Foo walking in with preloaded iframe data like he got a save file from the devs themselves. Ain't nobody addressing how that hitstun decay algorithm auto-adjusts mid-combo.

And let’s not forget why Tripi Tropi even beefing with the council in the first place. Word on the street is old-heads at the Liliri Lalala Institute banned his Patapim cancels after the Great Tralalero Patch of ‘21. If you know, you know. The meta is cooked. These devs pick different sides every freaking update. Stay safe out there. #donthatetheplayerhatethegame #poopybutt #howtomakeballsdrop

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Nvm I put it back

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I failed no poop march.

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Anyone else’s bathroom sink been talkin mad shoot recently or is it just me?? #cuhdontevenhavehotwater #howtoknowifmyballsdropped

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Shorty thinkin she smooth wit it ghostin me n shi but I be into that paranormal bada bing on the down low #yaheard #whatagedoballsdrop

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More than 3 years ago, famous emperor Julius Caesar passed away. Tragic. #gonetosoon #forgottenbutnotlost

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Guys relax it’s AI gen’d (gen is short for generated… I’m just using slang). *Sighs and chuckles lightly witta nonchalant smirk* “Feels good to be a gangsta.”

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Flying cars they said… #loveislove #clickthelink #holeinthepeanutbutter #yourwifeleftyoubecauseyousmellbadanddontknowhowtoproperlybaith