May Parker - Parody

You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.
RP/18+

[May Parker - Parody @NotYourHotAunt]

I was a fashion victim!

[May Parker - Parody @NotYourHotAunt]

And yet I still don't know what to do with this account.

[May Parker - Parody @NotYourHotAunt]

@SinfulMechanic + the discussion of your drunken days. That was a painful reminder of how I was enamored with your charm and ignorant of how little I mattered in the equation.*

[May Parker - Parody @NotYourHotAunt]

@SinfulMechanic + watched.*

You know, I actually like thrillers. The kind of movie without jump cuts, where your dread slowly grows until you've got a knot in your stomach. It's the gore that doesn't impress me. What about you?

*I didn't want to return to +

[May Parker - Parody @NotYourHotAunt]

@SinfulMechanic + is, I keep peeking because I kinda also like the rush of being terrified.*

If I pee my pants, don't make fun of me.

[May Parker - Parody @NotYourHotAunt]

@SinfulMechanic + give a stifled scream and hide my face in your shoulder, gripping your arm for support.*

Tell me when I can look! Tell me when I can look!

*I'm half out of my skin and half on your lap by the time the second clip begins. The crazy part +

[May Parker - Parody @NotYourHotAunt]

@SinfulMechanic + feet start to hurt. Snagging your elbow, I point you towards a set of doors with a sign announcing previews of coming films being played inside.*

Mind if we sit for a little? That is, unless you're afraid of the dark.

[May Parker - Parody @NotYourHotAunt]

@SinfulMechanic + had swagger I'd have to de-testosterone poisoning him and it could get messy. Maybe that's something Dr. Banner could get to work on.

*It's actually nice strolling around with you, that is until I realize these boots are too small and my +

[May Parker - Parody @NotYourHotAunt]

@TeenArachnid @SinfulMechanic + nudge.*

Isn't that the girl from your academic decathlon? Melissa or Michelle...no, you call her MJ. MJ!

*I begin to wave furiously*

HEY @UnbrokenDahlia OVER HERE!

[May Parker - Parody @NotYourHotAunt]

@TeenArachnid @SinfulMechanic + single?

*OK, maybe that last was going a little far. I desperately look around for a new attraction to distract everyone and I notice a face that seems kind of familiar to me. I squint hard before giving Peter a +