Paradigm

Morgan, 31, he/him

[Paradigm @NotYourParadigm]

If you ever think I sound condescending or rude about a comment I've made about someone else's use of LLMs or generative AI in general... know that it's absolutely fully intentional! Please DO feel judged for your reliance on unhealthy and harmful tools.

[Paradigm @NotYourParadigm]

@beauhemianism @dock263ds @LinkofSunshine Shea Stadium. Where the NY Mets played until 2008.

[Blue Jays Today @TodayJays]

Vladdy swung at pitch 1 and 3 and looked at pitch 2 and 4

These at bats are getting tough to watch

[skye domie @skyedomie]

on the #bluejays nice list:
⭐️ ernie clement
⭐️ nathan lukes
⭐️ simeon woods richardson
⭐️ yohendrick piñango (hitter)

on the #bluejays naughty list:
❌ vladimir guerrero jr
❌ george springer
❌ sportsnet cameraman
❌ yohendrick piñango (fielder)

[Marley Dickinson @marleydickinson]

The line for #BlueJays Roy Halladay throwback jersey runs from Gate 2 to Spadina 🤯

[Redbirdriot @RedbirdRiot]

My 16 year old dog not playing fetch anymore:

[josh @bitheresy]

Yeag

[Novi Δ❄️ @ Dokomi Booth #3R39 @novicere]

Leaked Metal Gear Solid 3 Beta Title Menu

[Paradigm @NotYourParadigm]

@IronHorseFeathe @MLB The rainbow is a queer symbol. Why are you disrespecting it by equating it with a hateful religious cult?

[Paradigm @NotYourParadigm]

Going into June 2026 and this is still true. Never going to have me call this site anything but Twitter and still think you sound like a Lunatic if you unironically call it X

[Paradigm @NotYourParadigm]

My biggest flex atm is that literally every time I share a link from this site with someone (mainly on discord), I manually replace the x back to twitter, and I do not plan to stop.

[Paradigm @NotYourParadigm]

@zunzetrider Gotta say this is the funniest combination of tags I've seen in a while

[Paradigm @NotYourParadigm]

@sovierika @richard_normal Shouldn't it be Darth Sanius then? Since the "in" is dropped from invader and insidious

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Wait for it...

When George finally got Bassitt's attention 😂

[EPOPS 🇦🇩🇮🇸 @KONGULOARSTEINN]

guy who changed his name to björn today: i wasn't björn yesterday

[Emblem Crave @emblemcrave]

Leon and Yuri continue their online feud:

“Cheap imitation haircut, cheap makeup… woof, there’s nothing original about you, is there?”

“How’s that unrequited love, you pig?”

[r @6ffside]

how it feels zoning out when your uncle starts yapping at the family function

[Paradigm @NotYourParadigm]

@bomberboy765630 @HourlySiIva @MattoonVArtist The fact that people don't reply Darude - Sandstorm anymore... We've forgotten our roots

[josh b @y0cuando]

Pronouncing oatmeal like Montreal

[National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ @baseballhall]

Since Roy Halladay’s debut in 1998, no pitcher has topped his 20 shutouts or come close to his 67 complete games.

The durable ace of the @BlueJays and @Phillies was born #OTD in 1977.

[MLB @MLB]

Kevin Gausman becomes just the sixth active pitcher to reach 2,000 career strikeouts 👏

(MLB x @NewYorkLife)

[kathryn 'sad yee-haw' dubs 👾 @ohhikathryn]

Ever see a man so perfectly constructed to be a figure drawing exercise