Not Your Parents

we only control you cause we care *snickers*

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

@NotYourTeenager I brought you into this world and I will take you out of it

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

@NotYourTeenager really shouldn't put this shit on twitter

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

Me: why are you inside!
Child: it's forty three.
Me: I don't give a shit go outside and do something productive.
Take a jacket It's cold!

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

Let's get on the portal and check it out

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

When do progress reports come.

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

When my kids ask a question

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

*thoughts of a parent* can't wait for these fuckers to go back to school so I don't have to deal with them anymore

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

how come you don't go anywhere

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

we never see you're always out

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

how dare you ask to go anywhere.

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

I'm glad you've bought something for all by yourself but you can't do anything with it except leave it alone to get dusty #mkay

[Not Your Parents @NotYourParents]

alright you have to pay for your yourself now that you're getting older but you aren't allowed to make any of your own decisions. #mkay