BIGSportsGuy

Fair weather sports watcher, gettin better each day.

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Is there a way two people can be little spoon? Asking for a friend

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I want Heelies so bad. Been longing for them for a while #sk8erboy #seeyoulaterboy

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Why do they make car batteries so hard to remove?

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No one told me it was National Ice Cream Day. Mad I missed it #GetEmNextYear #SundayBlues

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

Standing at the corner of the bar sighing loud waiting for a girl to ask me what’s wrong so I can say “I’m just soooo easy”

Pulled from the playbook of @CranjisMcB69

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

If Taylor Swift had a dick, Travis Kelce would 100% suck it

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Been playing a game I made up called 4 beers before noon. I’ve been winning this whole week. Girlfriend’s parents hate it #notlikeus #winner

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

@CranjisMcB69 Ask about her mom #milf

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

Here’s how I eat a burger and fries:

Burger Burger Burger
Fries
Burger Burger
Fries Fries Fries
Burger till gone
Kill the fries

#munch

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

Just heard G-Force get called a cult classic

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Always catch me acting hella weird around mascots

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5% more than I could buy though. Maybe I’m jealous #YouBelongWithMe #MrPerfectlyFine #TeardropsOnMyGuitar

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

Not not a fan of Travis Kelce. Also not harping on his money, he is a very successful individual. But when looking at a 2 billion dollar team, if he put up his whole net worth (70-90 million according to copilot) he’d only own 5% of the team.

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

I forgot buffalo ranch from the store. Probably 3rd most important thing on my list between bottled water and string cheese. Might have to do an emergency trip. #badday

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

How do I explain to my wife that my son can’t go to college because I bet his college savings account on Chili Dog to win the Wienie 500 #Gambling𝕏 #waittilnextyear #Wienie500

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

HOT DIGGITY DOG THEY'VE DONE IT 😱

NEW YORK DOG GOES DOWN IN THE GLIZZTORY BOOKS AS THE @OSCARMAYER #WIENIE500 WINNERS IN A DOUBLE DOG DASH TO THE FINISH!

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

Arcade was open today. Set the high score on Pac Man. Made it to hurdles on Track and Field, but couldn’t qualify after that. 10/10 experience. #peaked #arcade #gamer

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

Went shopping for an iron and ironing board the other day. Didn’t find any board covers with skulls or flames on them. Only had girly patterns, decided not to rush in to anything. Is there a market for more masculine ironing board covers? #ideasguy #sharktank #mrwonderful

[BIGSportsGuy @Not_ABallKnower]

I hate pant hangers. My pants always fall out of them. Am I doing something wrong? In theory they should be great, but why don’t they hold on to my pants tight enough?

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Always pack extra underwear in case you shit yourself #traveltips #travel #worldtraveler #beenthere #donethat #prepared

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I gotta stay of YouTube shorts. Watch them for too long and feel gross after