Bilbo Baggins

The Shire, my kin, my home will be avenged even if it means giving my life. #MV #LOTRRP

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

The Invasion

Read: https://t.co/xOuHJRGeE2

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

they need to bring prohibition back but specifically only for me. last night i was so drunk that i accidentally texted myself instead of a friend and was blown away when they were saying the same thing as me at the same time

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

This could have been a fat actor. This could have been their big breakout role. This could have been their Golden Globe or their Emmy nod. This could have been their paid off student loans or their first house. Instead it's Sarah Paulson in a fat suit.

[Thorin @OfShieldsOfOak]

x Do not speak to me as if I were some lowly dwarf—as if I were still Thorin Oakenshield. x

- Descriptive and all that jazz
- Seeking SLs and banter
- Alter of #Alpha

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

https://t.co/XtNVXGt45V //Part 1 of Bilbo's newest adventure. Excuse the mistakes. 3 a.m. is a horrible time to revise plot

[𝑽 𝑰́ 𝑳 𝑰 @WarriorOfDurin]

#TimeForRP:

#RT if you'd like to plan an SL.
#Fav for something spur of the moment.

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

#ooc Also I will still be open to any and all rp still. Also up there it's meant to say angst and non cannon. Hope you all enjoy this.

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

#ooc: I believe I need to do a psa. First I apologize in advance. Im going to be setting this acc up for something big so there will be changes. Along with my own little Headcannon for what I want for this Bilbo. You are warned. Oh if you don't like angst and cannon, I'm sorry.

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

@ReclaimErebor @PrideOfDurin "My scribe requests access to your scribes dm if they would be so kind. How have you been, my friend?"

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

@YaHearThatLads //Hi um.... would you like to maybe rp?

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

"That's home. Its why I returned. Cause you don't have one. A home that is. It was taken from you and I'll help you take it back, if I can."

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

@Arwen_Evanstar1 "Well I did just make some Tea. You are welcome to come sit with me. How are you today?"

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

@Arwen_Evanstar1 "Why, hello there. How may I be of assistance?"

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

"I did, in the end, go back to my books and my armchair. But I was never again happy there without my dwarves."

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

"I did nothing wrong, of course. Not my fault you have awful guards."

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

"Almost happened actually, but...." puffs on pipe. "Some nameless dwarf got pouty and jealous."

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

"Gandalf, leAVE MY FAMILY OUT OF THINGS!!!!" Indignant hobbit huffing

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

"And I shall continue to do so. I shall speak to them as I see fit. Thorin needs it... stubborn dwarf."

[Bilbo Baggins @Not_A_Theif_]

Facepalms "He and I have gotten lost more often than not. Some days I wonder if he can actually read."