Al Bowman (Parody)

Retired Illinois State University President, WHATZ GOOD. THE (NOT) REAL ME #RAGEBIRDS

(Parody)

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

#SaveChickenAndWaffles

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

Anal, anyone? Let me know. I'm looking.

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

Can't wait to hump every slut I see while dancing to @Rjbordignon and DJ Worm at @_ChasersBar. See you dumbfucks there.

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

And here comes the butt piss. Fuck.

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

Is it suppose to burn when I pee after a night at @_ChasersBar? Anyways, good night.

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

Going to @_chasersbar tonight, who's tryin to take body shots? Bitches get at me.

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

So hungover.. tryna smoke this hangover away.. WHERE THE LOUD AT ???

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

Tonight was crazy, celebrated retirement bowman style #RAGEBIRDS #WHOWANTDATDOPEDICK

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

ATTN Ladies: Meet me at the pub and I'll give you my chub

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

Pokey Sticks? More like Constipation Sticks

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

JK IM WASTED LOL

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

#TruthIs I was impeached after failing a drug test, this retirement shit is a lie

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

You guys use adderall to stay up for finals? Back in my day we used cocaine. Pussies.

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

#TRUTH

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

Maybe this weekend I'll end up on @ISUMakeouts1 ??? #LookForMe

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

Pub Wednesday tomorrow lookin for some slootz #bump #grind #hump #fuck

[Chasers Bloomington @_ChasersBar]

#YoureWelcomeISU

[Al Bowman (Parody) @Not_AlBowman]

Who saw that basketball game tonight? Good thing I'm leaving.