Fake Al Secord

44 Goals and 303 PIM in 1982. #PartyLine

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

If I was on a crashing plane with George McCaskey and Jerry Reinsdorf and there were only 2 parachutes, I would throw them out the window and crash the plane killing all 3 of us. Chicago would remember me as a hero and name schools after me.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@Super70sSports The Night Stalker played for the Astros?

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The Spurs scored 25 points over the last 21 minutes and 27 seconds of the game.
Too many jacked 3’s, too many sloppy possessions.
Credit to the Knicks for not quitting but that’s just an all time collapse.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

What an all time choke job by the Spurs.
Never seen anything like it.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

Is this real life??
What a team.

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

BRADEN MONTGOMERY WALK-OFF HOMER IN HIS MLB DEBUT 🤯

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

Just floored by Stacey King’s passing.
Universally beloved and sometimes the only thing that made the Bulls worth watching.
This sucks. 💔

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@MoMohler Can you imagine guys like Michael Vick or Ladanin Tomlinson as midfielders?

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@DarrylConrad Wrong. Stan Kroenke is the richest owner in the NFL and he got his tax certainty before shovels hit the ground at SoFi.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

This Knicks team is a team of destiny.
And it will be very interesting to see how Wemby comes back next year. This is going to burn all offseason.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@jacobinfante24 and he was forced to play over 90% of snaps down the stretch. With a proper rotation I predict 12+ sacks for Booker if he plays in 17 games.

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@NateGilbert Jenna likely has no idea what a broadcast antenna is or how to use it. But the reality is if she lives in an apartment or location that doesn’t pick up broadcast signals then ABC is in fact a pay channel.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@LearnWithBishal That sounds condescending as hell. If I got this sent to me I would be instantly annoyed.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@pjmcgeary Are you insane? 5% annual return is 350K per year. You can absolutely retire on 7.5 and a paid off house.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@ChiSoxFanMike Honestly, 4-8 would be ok. 6-6 would be amazing.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@kendallbaker Yes! Love the Barstool Chicago guys when they actually talk sports. I have no interest in their intra-office reality TV BS that is all over my timeline.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@Ben_Yoel I’m not rooting for either side. I’m rooting for an outcome that levels the playing field and takes away the huge economic advantage the Dodgers have. Don’t necessarily need a cap to do that. But there will be no floor without a cap.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@ChiSoxFanMike @JRFegan Neither. Won’t speed us his return. Sox need to be sure he’s healthy before he returns.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@NicholasMoreano Rams can make him play out his rookie deal because of his behavior and then tag him next year if Stanford comes back for one more.

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

@dabearsblog Browns got 3 picks to go from Garrett to Verse at edge 1. You are off the Garrett contract and you get Verse for 2 years on a rookie deal. Great trade for the Browns.

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@itsfickybaby Why would they now? Use his behavior against him. Play out his rookie deal and franchise tag him next year

[Fake Al Secord @Not_Al_Secord]

Most impressive thing about Myles Garrett?
His durability. He's missed just 2 games the last 5 seasons!
But he turns 31 this December. If he plays 17 games in 2026 its hard not to see the Rams in the Super Bowl.