Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁

I’m in the process of shaking the world up a bit. Bare with me.

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

Every time I hear Love of My Life, I have to go watch Brown Sugar

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

I know I’m the “strict parent” in the GC.

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

I really do belong on a podcast. The gems God be dropping to me are just too fire. I’m not gonna start one or anything though.😭

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

Sat outside. Ate chipotle. And talked to my kid. It was truly the perfect Friday night. I love that girl so much man. 💕💕
God. I’m grateful.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨BREAKING: GAS PRICES EXPECT TO HIT $6.00/GALLON NATIONWIDE

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

My mother sending me to the store for her like gas isn’t $56.39 a gallon is insane.

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

😭😭

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

y'all be scared to double text Imaoo not me ding ding tis i again

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

To increase the gas price while I’m waiting for the pump is diabolical and I should’ve beat his ass.

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Mr. Glucose Guardian @Regg79816]

When the plane lands and the people in row 40 stand up first

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

PLEASE😭😭😭

[k3 @realk3fed]

Yall be outside every weekend at the same places , getting drunk to the same 5 songs😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mr. Glucose Guardian @Regg79816]

Me after I hit up the insurance auction next week

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

There’s no way I’m ever using the bathroom again.

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

😭😭😭😭

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

If you pour hot sauce on plain lays you need to calm down fr

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

I really be doing anything because why did I give this white man my number yesterday and now we’re debating on why raisins don’t belong in potato salad😭😭

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

“thank you for your interest in this position, but we have decided to go in another direction”

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

I don’t.

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

How do y'all deal with a man that admits he's not affectionate or romantic

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

However, I can’t go grocery shopping with them. It’s too depressing. Then in their getting cheesecake, sorbet, bread, iced oatmeal cookies. And then there’s me. Chicken. String beans. Mangoes. Pineapple. Cabbage. Sparkling water.😭

[Amb.The.Goat, LMSW🏁 @Not_AmberCole]

I just went to the market with my aunt and my cousin, because my aunt was scared to go to the Jewish market by herself🤣

[marie @astou_jolie]

Y'all don't ignore people enough. That's why you stressed out.