NotBritishIceHockey

A satirical slice of the fascinating world British Ice Hockey. If you take this seriously then you're a mug.

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Matt Nickerson to play panto villain this Christmas. #MKL #NOTBIH #panto #miltonkeynes #Lightning #eihl #eliteLeague

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@BraeheadClan @MKLightning @officialEIHL @BritIceHockey @intuBraehead @BraeheadClanOSC @SNPA_10 To be fair that grey shield is a better logo than the Lightning one.

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@NPHockeyLive @PanthersIHC Whats going on?

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@Mcr_Storm This guys change in direction is amazing!

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Matt Nickerson to play panto villain this Christmas. #MKL #NOTBIH #panto #miltonkeynes #Lightning #eihl #eliteLeague

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Finnerty unhappy with his water bottles performance. #eihl #manchester #storm #mancStorm #eliteLeague #notbih

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6. Watch Bob Ross on Netflix and paint along.

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5. Find a nice layby and engage in a spot of dogging.

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4. Write an apology for your dumb actions.

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3. Fretter don't stop at the spa why not get those feet fingers sorted too!

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2. Take a Tai-chi class, this will calm Fretter the fuck out a bit more!

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1. Fretter seems stressed and a bit angry maybe he should go to the day spa?

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So Colton Fretter has a 6 game ban. Coming up: find out what he could do with six nights off to chill the fuck out! #FretterGate #chill

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Elite Leagues DOPS committee to get Guide dogs! #sheffield #steelers #bants #eliteLeague #blindpeople #notBIH #eihl

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Garbage Pail Kids unveil three new cards featuring Sheffield's favourite loudmouth 50/50 seller! #notBIH #Sheffield #Steelers #EIHL

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Milton Keynes Lightning add another revenue stream! #notbih #mkl #mklightning #eihl #eliteleague #britishicehockey

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Oh what a time to be alive! Don't miss out on your chance to own a replica Tony Hand hand! #EPLBanter #NOTBIH #SIRTONY #Hand #EPL #EPIHL

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Elite League to seriously crackdown on foul-mouthed players and staff. #eihl #eliteLeague #ukicehockey #NOTBIH

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Fife Flyers players are now "Free-Range" #fife #flyers #eihl #icehockey #notbih #ukicehockey

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@louisamckenzieW Thanks for the feedback!