Ceasar

[lexie @pushrodv8]

does the 5 day work week ever get better or am I just doomed to kill myself in my late twenties. asking for a friend

[sick fuck @04LOWLIFE]

i dont think im unlovable i just think the conditions for me to have a relationship that actually works are very unrealistic

[໊ @ilswyth]

tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow

[cool @35yearoldfriend]

I’m so unemployable it’s almost funny. I sleep too much. I can’t handle stress. My brain capacity is smaller than an acorn. I don’t respect rules or authority. I have no interest in basically anything. My ideas are trash. I’m ugly and stupid. I hate meetings. I can’t do this.

[Astolfo 🍺 @stolphie]

a job is genuinely my biggest fear in the whole fucking world. no summer vacation ?? spring break?? random 1 week off every now and then ?? you mean to tell me you expect me to go into work EVERYDAY ?? for the rest of my life ?? no wonder everyones killing themselves

[warm light luvr @draftdmonologue]

"1 like isnt a lot" ok imagine 1 good day

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

me whenever someone mentions the f word (future) or the j word (job) or the c word (career) or the m word (marriage)

[cam @realricchh]

How it feels to be 23

[Kasumi @kasumiwyn]

date idea: me contestas los putos mensajes

[george @these_grey_days]

gonna go get mcdonald’s. i don’t think im capable of being in a normal healthy relationship

[rawhonee @rawhonee_ow]

- Ate 6 donuts for breakfast
- Played Overwatch for 8 hours
- Got crossfaded
- 46 dollars of mcdonalds plus 3 cookies and 2 cinnabons
- Fell asleep at 4 in the morning
- Haven't seen the gym in weeks
- Unemployed
- Gained weight
- No one fw me

[hannah ⋆˚✿˖° @softlyhan_]

im sorry i have to go i have to rush home to play video games

[Ssiao @Ssiao__]

My bitch don’t fw me no more

I gained weight and im fat

Haven’t gone to the gym in 3 months

Addicted to energy drinks

I start classes in 3 days

2 hour commute 3 times a week

Car next to me playing Tom Mcdonald

Im broke

I’m chopped

What a life.

[Mars 🇨🇩 @stupidkzzo]

Comment je suis censé gérer des international baddies avec ce dollar canadien de merde

[h @ruinsunflower]

how it feels to not have a talent or a hobby or be good at anything in general

[pam⁶⁷ @pampiwis]

date idea: me contestas los putos msjs

[𖤐 @sunarujinn]

#oomf

[ryy @bigdihhhenry]

the key to not feeling ignored is not reaching out